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You've proberly read this before....
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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Cong.. Your right my word means more to you :)
Lawrence wrote:
> Oh wait. I am. I have the best bloke ever!
*vomits*
Although that's obviously not true...since Lucy always says I'm the best bloke ever and I'll take her word over yours...
> Oh wait. I am. I have the best bloke ever!
*vomits*
Although that's obviously not true...since Lucy always says I'm the best bloke ever and I'll take her word over yours...
I should be so lucky, lucky-lucky-lucky, I should be so lucky in love!
...
Oh wait. I am. I have the best bloke ever!
...
Oh wait. I am. I have the best bloke ever!
Lawrence wrote:
> Grr?
Indeed.
> Grr?
Indeed.
Grr?
My girlfriend controls me.
I would edit that, but...meh?
but I told you not to.
I would edit that, but...meh?
but I told you not to.
When I bought a suit EB said 'oooh thats really flattering and it makes your boobs look huge'
So I just replied 'You think I'm fat with no boobs don't you?'
Heh, it's fun to wind blokes up.
So I just replied 'You think I'm fat with no boobs don't you?'
Heh, it's fun to wind blokes up.
Lawrence wrote:
> Meh...it's just a backhanded compliment.
I hate those...i said to my mum when she got glasses 'you look clever with your glasses on' and she says 'what you mean i dont look clever without them' and i was like 'i was trying to be nice' and she said 'well that was a bit of a backhanded compliment'
...Women!
> Meh...it's just a backhanded compliment.
I hate those...i said to my mum when she got glasses 'you look clever with your glasses on' and she says 'what you mean i dont look clever without them' and i was like 'i was trying to be nice' and she said 'well that was a bit of a backhanded compliment'
...Women!
Meh...it's just a backhanded compliment.
Keep talking, I could use tips like these in court...
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