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You've proberly read this before....
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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You've proberly read this before....
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
How would an articficial arm manage to grab things though?
My artificial ass.
And penii, now with auto-retract!
And penii, now with auto-retract!
....
Hmmmm.
America?
America?
obviously.
munn wrote:
> How would an articficial arm manage to grab things though?
My friend has an artificial arm. It's kinda mechanical. He also has other attachments such as a hook, a whisk.......
> How would an articficial arm manage to grab things though?
My friend has an artificial arm. It's kinda mechanical. He also has other attachments such as a hook, a whisk.......
I have an artificial arm, and can vouch for this being true.
I was also the defendant. And the judge.
I was also the defendant. And the judge.
obv.
That's why I said.
They're so god damn dumb.
Even the ones at the top are dumb. I mean they have Harvard, the top uni in the world and yet they can't even sustain law so that a man has to take responsibility for his arms action.
Their stupidity actually scares me as to what they might think up next.
That's why I said.
They're so god damn dumb.
Even the ones at the top are dumb. I mean they have Harvard, the top uni in the world and yet they can't even sustain law so that a man has to take responsibility for his arms action.
Their stupidity actually scares me as to what they might think up next.
monkey_man wrote:
> I have an artificial arm, and can vouch for this being true.
>
> I was also the defendant. And the judge.
That's feasible as you are the long arm of the law.
*Runs*
> I have an artificial arm, and can vouch for this being true.
>
> I was also the defendant. And the judge.
That's feasible as you are the long arm of the law.
*Runs*
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