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You've proberly read this before....
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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Cong_Man wrote:
> Hmm, I might just have some fun posting as you instead...seeing as EB
> & Lori have so much fun in each others accounts...
He gets mad...
I'm not a happy girlie.
> Hmm, I might just have some fun posting as you instead...seeing as EB
> & Lori have so much fun in each others accounts...
He gets mad...
I'm not a happy girlie.
Heh. Flattery will get you everywhere ;-)
*Puts on female voice, which sounds kinda like Homer's attempts at the female voice...*
Oh look, it's me Lucy-Jane...
I love the Cong_Man especially his chiseled good looks, rugged masculinity and bulging muscles. Oh yeah and his massive.
Oh look, it's me Lucy-Jane...
I love the Cong_Man especially his chiseled good looks, rugged masculinity and bulging muscles. Oh yeah and his massive
Lucy-Jane wrote:
> i KNEW it would be you!
>
> Right better walk over to work.. fromt he internet cafe. Cong. I was
> sitting on the first pc. So if you sit here at lunch. REMEMBER to log
> me out :D
Hmm, I might just have some fun posting as you instead...seeing as EB & Lori have so much fun in each others accounts...
> i KNEW it would be you!
>
> Right better walk over to work.. fromt he internet cafe. Cong. I was
> sitting on the first pc. So if you sit here at lunch. REMEMBER to log
> me out :D
Hmm, I might just have some fun posting as you instead...seeing as EB & Lori have so much fun in each others accounts...
i KNEW it would be you!
Right better walk over to work.. fromt he internet cafe. Cong. I was sitting on the first pc. So if you sit here at lunch. REMEMBER to log me out :D
Right better walk over to work.. fromt he internet cafe. Cong. I was sitting on the first pc. So if you sit here at lunch. REMEMBER to log me out :D
Lucy-Jane wrote:
> *waits for the innuendos to arise*
*snigger*
> *waits for the innuendos to arise*
*snigger*
...
EB- Stop putting words in her mouth..
*waits for the innuendos to arise*
*waits for the innuendos to arise*
Lawrence wrote:
> I should be so lucky, lucky-lucky-lucky, I should be so lucky in
> love!
>
> ...
>
> Oh wait. I am. I have the best bloke ever!
David! You smelly little rat bag! I'm going to change my password!!!!
> I should be so lucky, lucky-lucky-lucky, I should be so lucky in
> love!
>
> ...
>
> Oh wait. I am. I have the best bloke ever!
David! You smelly little rat bag! I'm going to change my password!!!!
Shouldn't you be on your way to work now? :-p.
Fancy stopping off at my office for a quick stay under my desk?
Fancy stopping off at my office for a quick stay under my desk?
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