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"Strange men in toilets"

When ever I got out to clubs in town there are always these guys in the toilet (sounds pretty sick so far) who hand out paper towels and soap, and have an array of aftershaves so you can freshen up. They are unofficial toilet attendents who arent actually paid by the clubs, they make their money by getting tips from the people using the toilets. It really annoys me though because thy always want you to pay £1 and if you give anything less they get angry. So that means every time you go to the toilet you have to pay £1. Because I've been drinking I usually just give them the money without thinking properly. Plus (this isnt supposed to be racist) they are always black. I dont understand why its only ever black people who do this. They talk to you while you're at tht urinal too, which is just plain wrong!!

This may only be here in Liverpool and non of you have any idea what Im going on about. Anyway, my rant is over.

Ms NY wrote:
> Flock wrote:
> Going down?
> * Presses buttons *
>
> Sounds good to me
>
> I don't know what you're on about..
> *runs*

Ok i guess you dont :)

Flock wrote:
> Going down?
> * Presses buttons *
>
> Sounds good to me, what do you think NY?

I don't know what you're on about..
*runs*

Hehe..lift attendent? It's not just in Liverpool..I think it's a world-wide vocation. Ranks up there with window washer in my book? You know the ones that are in your face at a stop light, driving through the ghetto..? Yeah, them.

Anyhoo..they freak me out, as do lift attendee's. Don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with having a j-o-b, but I never tip the attendee's in the ladies room..hmm. I'm supposed to tip? Psh.. You mean they DON'T get paid for sitting in the loo all day listening to people relieve themselves?? Well, howdydoo.. *blink*

How's about I just consider them lucky to have gazed upon my SuperGoddess-ness and thank them for handing me a paper towel with a wink. Just imagine how much they must make a night. Like, like a stripper kind of mega wads o' cash. Interesting..

Going down?
* Presses buttons *

Sounds good to me

Flock wrote:
> * Raises eyebrow *
> I agree

You've got such a dirty mind :p

They don't even stand IN the lift, just outside on the ground floor.


In a silly uniform...

Yeah it sounds great, but if you arent actually pressing any buttons or anything you're just some wierd bloke who stands in the lift all day. I might go and do a spot of amature lift attending, just to see how fun it really is.

Ms NY wrote:
> Lift attendant could be a fun job.

I agree

Lift attendant could be a fun job.

So these lift attendants who dont push the buttons for you... do they just stand in a lift all day and do nothing. What a strange job.