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"ARGH theres this guy...."

Right, i need some suggestions of general torture....

This guy (lets call him Bob) declared his undying love for me a few weeks ago whilst drunk... I of course took it lightly due to his intoxicated state.. in the morning he denied he meant it... ever since he won't leave my side while im out with him and others... he then persisted in asking me to 'talk' about our 'situation' and then thought he'd make up an imaginary girlfriend to make me jealous... I had a go at him to tell him to clear off and leave me alone...
Anyway.. he then decided to get back at me by makin me angry by saying to a good friend of mine (lets call him Fred) that i'd started a rumour about Fred's girlfriend.. telling people she was pregnant when she wasn't .. this isnt true...
Now.. i need any way of getting this moron off my case.. any torture methods will be taken into consideration...

General Chat was never about games. That was FOG Chat.

Yes, during all the one day you've been here.

CDouch wrote:
> I remember a time when we used to talk about computer games. It seems
> this place has become dearjane.com.

Wow, Really? Because I can remember a time when "General Chat" meant "Talk about what the hell you like."

Flock wrote:
> I presume you're female, find a big bloke with a car to help you and
> use Chloroform.

Flock can smell them a mile off.

And yeah, it is becoming agony aunt - ish. But it just gives us more chance to mislead poor teens.

The fact that he made up an imaginary girlfriend is quite humiliating....i know a few people who support 'Man Yoo' tho so they wudnt b too botherd... i need something.. i dont no ... almost... Evil. The chloroform idea aint to bad.... where can i get my hands on that stuff...

mattributé wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> I remember a time when we used to talk about computer games. It
> seems
> this place has become dearjane.com.
>
> It seems this is General chat. For Chat about General things. If it
> wasn't for crap like this, I don't think I'd come in here.
>

I agree but it seems there's more advice needed topics than normal. There's usually more things about chavs stealing bottles of urine etc.

I presume you're female, find a big bloke with a car to help you and use Chloroform.

CDouch wrote:
> I remember a time when we used to talk about computer games. It seems
> this place has become dearjane.com.

It seems this is General chat. For Chat about General things. If it wasn't for crap like this, I don't think I'd come in here.

Oh, and humiliation? Tell everyone that he supports Man Yoo. There's nothing more degrading than that.

:::GoldiE123::: wrote:
> Do you think deep frying someone would
> hurt

Watch the first episode of Spooks and come back with your own verdict on that one.

hmmm taking him 'to the woods' is a lot of effort as the nearest ones are roughly 5 miles away and i don't have a car... he's a big lad... compared to me ... :S shud i bomb his house ? or maybe think of something unbelievably humiliating to do to him..... making him cry would be fun...