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"ARGH theres this guy...."

Right, i need some suggestions of general torture....

This guy (lets call him Bob) declared his undying love for me a few weeks ago whilst drunk... I of course took it lightly due to his intoxicated state.. in the morning he denied he meant it... ever since he won't leave my side while im out with him and others... he then persisted in asking me to 'talk' about our 'situation' and then thought he'd make up an imaginary girlfriend to make me jealous... I had a go at him to tell him to clear off and leave me alone...
Anyway.. he then decided to get back at me by makin me angry by saying to a good friend of mine (lets call him Fred) that i'd started a rumour about Fred's girlfriend.. telling people she was pregnant when she wasn't .. this isnt true...
Now.. i need any way of getting this moron off my case.. any torture methods will be taken into consideration...

Go feed them then Cycloon.

mattributé wrote:
> I thought I'd help the situation with some Poetry
>
> Eternal
>
> I cried today
> I cry every day
> Crimson tears.
> Bullets hidden as words
> shot deep
> into the depths of my soul
>
> I watch as you leave
> as you lie
> as you deceive me
> slowly bringing my life to an end.
>
> I don't live anymore
> I don't feel.
> My soul is dead
> my heart is worthless.
>
> I grab the blade
> and cut the lifeline
> my river flows from its cage
> Freedom.

Man. The power of those words. The sheer complexity of these unimaginably profound statements.

Oh look, people are dying of starvation!

thanks though mattributé :)

mattributé wrote:
> you realise that my post was saying you absolutely owned someone?
i do now.. terribly sorry .. misread it :P

you realise that my post was saying you absolutely owned someone?

mattributé wrote:
> :::GoldiE123::: wrote:
> That's where my understanding of basic english came in handy.
>
> pwnd j00, n00b.

Gee, because posting a monosyllabic 1337 reply without adressing my points makes you real hardkore. GG!
-edit: Sorry, misread the last post

It was written that way to point out that you've only been here one day and therefore can't remember a time on the forums beyond that. Maybe I should have made it clear by writing 'one day' in bold.

My original post didn't mean any harm anyway, so I don't see why you even care. I'm not generally a noob basher and wasn't picking at you, I was just making an observation.

:::GoldiE123::: wrote:
> That's where my understanding of basic english came in handy.

pwnd j00, n00b.

CDouch wrote:
> Yes, during all the one day you've been here.

That's where my understanding of basic english came in handy.

I know.

It was purely an example to show how there's different types of messages these days.

To please people I will now got back and edit my post.