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Okay, I need advice.
It's been ages since I've pulled in a club, especially in circumstances where you can't really talk (on the dancefloor), and I've totally lost the feel for it.
However, I've improved myself a bit recently, leading to more opportunities. I've had opportunities before, but not really been sure how to make a move (in opportunities where I 'would').
Last night was a blatant example of this - total opportunity with a really hot woman, and decent opportunities with a couple of other hot women.
I'd rather a long term relationship, but I don't have a problem with casual sex, and you wouldn't either if you saw that girl :^P
So, pulling on a dancefloor, where you can't really talk. Help Mumbai get laid :^D
It's been ages since I've pulled in a club, especially in circumstances where you can't really talk (on the dancefloor), and I've totally lost the feel for it.
However, I've improved myself a bit recently, leading to more opportunities. I've had opportunities before, but not really been sure how to make a move (in opportunities where I 'would').
Last night was a blatant example of this - total opportunity with a really hot woman, and decent opportunities with a couple of other hot women.
I'd rather a long term relationship, but I don't have a problem with casual sex, and you wouldn't either if you saw that girl :^P
So, pulling on a dancefloor, where you can't really talk. Help Mumbai get laid :^D
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You might benefit from a process called 'smothering the grenade'. This is when there is a group of attractive lasses at a club/party with one big fat unnattractive mate letting the side down. One of your group of friends is nominated to go 'smother the grenade' ie. take one for the team and introduce themselves to the fat lass (shouting GREENNAAAAADDE on the way over is optional), thereby opening the gate for your mates to talk to the pretty ones.
Smothering the grenade, ladies and gentlemen.
Smothering the grenade, ladies and gentlemen.
I remember my mate bagging off with one, because he was drunk and it was further to his house in his sorry state than it was to hers.
As they left, I just kept thinking "You're going to nob Robert Smith" over and over.
As they left, I just kept thinking "You're going to nob Robert Smith" over and over.
Light wrote:
> There is nothing quite as pathetic as a lardass trying to look
> consumptive.
I saw a fat goth lass with about 6 inches of thong bedecked, orange peel ass on display. Killed my sex drive for a couple of days, and you know how I feel about the female Goth look........
> There is nothing quite as pathetic as a lardass trying to look
> consumptive.
I saw a fat goth lass with about 6 inches of thong bedecked, orange peel ass on display. Killed my sex drive for a couple of days, and you know how I feel about the female Goth look........
Pandaemonium wrote:
> Yeah, and you get goth wannabe, borderline-legal and / or bovine in
> those places.
One of the great unanswered questions; why do groups of Goth girls always, always include at least one fat lass called either Mandy or Tracy?
There is nothing quite as pathetic as a lardass trying to look consumptive.
> Yeah, and you get goth wannabe, borderline-legal and / or bovine in
> those places.
One of the great unanswered questions; why do groups of Goth girls always, always include at least one fat lass called either Mandy or Tracy?
There is nothing quite as pathetic as a lardass trying to look consumptive.
*nods*
Clubs are, for 99%, places to either show off or pull. If you fancy neither, they're redundant.
Clubs are, for 99%, places to either show off or pull. If you fancy neither, they're redundant.
Mumbai Duck wrote:
> They're not all borderline-legal or bovine you know. And clubs
> stretches to non-dance-music places too.
Yeah, and you get goth wannabe, borderline-legal and / or bovine in those places.
> They're not all borderline-legal or bovine you know. And clubs
> stretches to non-dance-music places too.
Yeah, and you get goth wannabe, borderline-legal and / or bovine in those places.
And if you're onstage playing at a venue, you have to do zero work at all.
Something about being a sweaty, smoking barefoot drummer with tattoos in a fantastic band seems to get their river flowing
*shrugs*
Something about being a sweaty, smoking barefoot drummer with tattoos in a fantastic band seems to get their river flowing
*shrugs*
I see 'metrosexuals' and cry into my beer with laughter. Doesn't help my popularity cause. Ah well, f**k them.
I have much more fun at a live music thing anyway, far more interesting. And you can't help but be close to nice girlies there.....indoodily.
I have much more fun at a live music thing anyway, far more interesting. And you can't help but be close to nice girlies there.....indoodily.
Goatboy wrote:
> That's the point.
> I don't go to clubs for any other reason than it's somewhere to drink
> late, and I certainly don't go with the intention of trying to bag
> somebody.
> I can't stand the music, 17yr olds in Ben Sherman shirts gyrating
> like they're being peppered with machinegun fire irritate me and
> greasy-cheeked heiffers in crop-tops and low-waist jeans showing 4
> inches of flabby pouch doesn't do it for me either.
> I know standing around makes it hard to talk, that's why I do it.
> You'd think a guy looking bored and refusing to dance would send out
> "please leave me alone" signals, but still sometimes it
> doesn't get understood.
They're not all borderline-legal or bovine you know. And clubs stretches to non-dance-music places too.
But needy is obviously not a real winner with the ladies, and things tend to happen when you're not looking for it. So I figure there's potential in disinterest.
> That's the point.
> I don't go to clubs for any other reason than it's somewhere to drink
> late, and I certainly don't go with the intention of trying to bag
> somebody.
> I can't stand the music, 17yr olds in Ben Sherman shirts gyrating
> like they're being peppered with machinegun fire irritate me and
> greasy-cheeked heiffers in crop-tops and low-waist jeans showing 4
> inches of flabby pouch doesn't do it for me either.
> I know standing around makes it hard to talk, that's why I do it.
> You'd think a guy looking bored and refusing to dance would send out
> "please leave me alone" signals, but still sometimes it
> doesn't get understood.
They're not all borderline-legal or bovine you know. And clubs stretches to non-dance-music places too.
But needy is obviously not a real winner with the ladies, and things tend to happen when you're not looking for it. So I figure there's potential in disinterest.
Shush, I'm learning :^P
*Reads thread*
Point taken
*Reads thread*
Point taken
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