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"Ack, there goes the masturbation hand..."

Some travellel beehatch decided to punch me today. I decided to punch him in the back of the flinching bas's head and now my hand is broken. :(

Bye bye regular masturbation.

Unless people know mind techniques for instant sex explosion?

With a memory like that, you could go far.

But you can't win SSC23. I've got it in the bag, my friend.

I haven't really. It's my best effort yet though. 's not saying much, I've yet to drag myself up from the depths of my first entry.

Stryke wrote:
> You are a bloke. I've decided this. I've spent too long thinking
> you're a bloke to refute the opinion. I'm sorry, it's something
> you'll have to live with.

Okay. I'm a bloke. I know you cannot change your syntax just like that :)

Ineedsleep wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> Two words.
>
> Sofa shag...
>
> That's a new one on me. Invoked quite an image. I'll never be able
> to look at another bloke again without imagining this. :D

Try asking him how he knows! I'm sure that's an even worse image

You are a bloke. I've decided this. I've spent too long thinking you're a bloke to refute the opinion. I'm sorry, it's something you'll have to live with.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Two words.
>
> Sofa shag...

That's a new one on me. Invoked quite an image. I'll never be able to look at another bloke again without imagining this. :D

Thats Internet ppl for ya. Lie about the silliest thing

English_Bloke wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I don't know which hand is my nominated jerkateer ... depends
> whether
> I'm on i'Internet or not, I suppose.
>
> Well, ain't that nice?
>
> No not really... if you're on these forums, FFF, that is.

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He told me he'd stop doing it. He lied to me.

Oh come on.

"mi nayme iz KT"

You're in no place to criticise the trout for getting horny!

Anyway, moving on. My best mate broke his hand about a month ago and, for some reason, it healed extremely quickly. You're probably thinking you're a bit of a tard at the moment, what with breaking your own hand in trying to hurt somebody, but my mate broke his trying to break a fence, so yeah, don't feel too bad.

I don't think they was too hard on her/him/it, she'll be back.

It's your lucky day FFF, a possible 'fit' girl reappearance, AND a pic of a man in not much, AND EB for a fiver!

This is what you get for punching pikies, learn a lesson and use a bat next time.