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Mon 18/04/05 at 20:29
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Some travellel beehatch decided to punch me today. I decided to punch him in the back of the flinching bas's head and now my hand is broken. :(

Bye bye regular masturbation.

Unless people know mind techniques for instant sex explosion?
Mon 18/04/05 at 23:52
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Ineedsleep wrote:
> Could be that leather would be best if you had a fetish. Cord could
> be used as an alternative sensation to cotton.

I think leather would build up too much heat, friction and would become squeaky and cord would be worse.
Mon 18/04/05 at 23:51
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Er, me, possibly? I don't know why though. I'm not the one moaning about my jerkhand.
Mon 18/04/05 at 23:50
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Could be that leather would be best if you had a fetish. Cord could be used as an alternative sensation to cotton.

.. and who is Game telling to get a girlfriend?
Mon 18/04/05 at 23:50
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It was? I've been posting here for ages and I swear it's never been like that. Although I don't come on here when I'm at uni.
Mon 18/04/05 at 23:49
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Stryke wrote:
> Yeah, but since EB & Puddin'/Lawrence got together, it's sex all
> over the shop. And not just in this forum. Trawl life and you'll find
> a delightful topic about condom splittage. Along with sound effects. I
> kid ye not.

To be fair it was like that before, it's just more prevalent now.
Mon 18/04/05 at 23:47
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Game wrote:
>
> I thought these were family forums?! Haha

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Yeah, but since EB & Puddin'/Lawrence got together, it's sex all over the shop. And not just in this forum. Trawl life and you'll find a delightful topic about condom splittage. Along with sound effects. I kid ye not.
Mon 18/04/05 at 23:46
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Got to be cotton. Leather and cord could chafe.

Not that I'd know. Really.
Mon 18/04/05 at 23:46
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You could get a girlfriend and ask her to relieve you of the stress of everyday life/ sexual tension.

I thought these were family forums?! Haha
Mon 18/04/05 at 23:46
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I'd say cotton. Unless their peni is small enough to fit in the grooves of the cordroy. All over pleasure!
Mon 18/04/05 at 23:44
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Lawrence wrote:

> Try asking him how he knows! I'm sure that's an even worse image

Possibly an 'image' too far and I don't want to know how he knows. However, is a leather, cotton or cord covered sofa best?

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