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"Ack, there goes the masturbation hand..."

Some travellel beehatch decided to punch me today. I decided to punch him in the back of the flinching bas's head and now my hand is broken. :(

Bye bye regular masturbation.

Unless people know mind techniques for instant sex explosion?

Ineedsleep wrote:
> Borrow a mates? Not much of a friend if they wouldn't help you out
> in a survey and they might learn something new.
>
> I certainly have :)

I can imagine that conversation

"Can i borrow your settee for a couple of days?"

"Why, the in-laws coming round?"

"No i want to f**k it"

"..."

Lawrence wrote:
>> You know you love it. And to be fair, we are quite mild on these
> forums.

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I really don't. Although I've learnt to less angree in my responses. I'm growing as a person.

Ineedsleep wrote:

> A comfy chair will do just as well, as long as it has thick filling
> cushions.

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I have nothing handy. I'm in bed, watching a DVD. It's the wonders of having a wi-fi broadband laptop.

Flock wrote:
> Stryke wrote:
> Yeah, but since EB & Puddin'/Lawrence got together, it's sex all
> over the shop. And not just in this forum. Trawl life and you'll
> find
> a delightful topic about condom splittage. Along with sound effects.
> I
> kid ye not.
>
> To be fair it was like that before, it's just more prevalent now.

Oh yeah. Flirtage back then, Sexage now.

You know you love it. And to be fair, we are quite mild on these forums.

Flock wrote:

> It's worth asking i suppose but who has 3 settees in their house?

Borrow a mates? Not much of a friend if they wouldn't help you out in a survey and they might learn something new.

I certainly have :)

Stryke wrote:
> I don't have a sofa handy.

A comfy chair will do just as well, as long as it has thick filling cushions.

Ineedsleep wrote:
> Maybe someone could do a survey and get back to me on the results :)

It's worth asking i suppose but who has 3 settees in their house? Does anyone here work at the furniture store and want to get fired in style?

Stryke wrote:
> Er, me, possibly? I don't know why though. I'm not the one moaning
> about my jerkhand.

Oh a random post going back to the initial topic - how novel.

I don't have a sofa handy. I use mine for radical things such as sitting or lounging at my leisure.

Maybe someone could do a survey and get back to me on the results :)