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"Ack, there goes the masturbation hand..."

Some travellel beehatch decided to punch me today. I decided to punch him in the back of the flinching bas's head and now my hand is broken. :(

Bye bye regular masturbation.

Unless people know mind techniques for instant sex explosion?

Hahahahahahaha no.

English_Bloke wrote:
Two words.

Sofa shag...


No; I like this internet pub.

Lawrence wrote:
> But I have a cam...jeez. Just come on msn. If I anoy you, block me.

Just glancing at this thread, but reading the title and then reading this message... makes me wonder.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Two words.
>
> Sofa shag...

I tried but it was like partially living in monkey_man's cave.

But I have a cam...jeez. Just come on msn. If I anoy you, block me.

Ah, that's where you're wrong. MSN is a text based machine, it's not like a magic looking-glass. I can see where you've got confused.

Thats the point. His name was Danny and I called him Danielle.

It's bad, I know.

But I don't look manly ;o) [S]msn????

Lawrence wrote:
> Stryke wrote:
> Why, exactly, do you call yourself Lawrence?
>
> I never had a nickname before. My name is Lori, and my ex called me
> Lawrence as a nickname. It kinda stuck, and a few people still call
> me it.

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Bit, erm, manly though? Right?

Flock wrote:
>
>
> Rest your head on, rub your head on, same difference.

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Excellent :)

I do have such a beautiful head. I'll tell you a secret. It's so beautiful I'm not allowed out in public. I have to be all bandaged up.

Like a mummy.