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"Ack, there goes the masturbation hand..."

Some travellel beehatch decided to punch me today. I decided to punch him in the back of the flinching bas's head and now my hand is broken. :(

Bye bye regular masturbation.

Unless people know mind techniques for instant sex explosion?

Some travellel beehatch decided to punch me today. I decided to punch him in the back of the flinching bas's head and now my hand is broken. :(

Bye bye regular masturbation.

Unless people know mind techniques for instant sex explosion?

You could always try the other hand, but its probrably weak and shrivelled, and it'll be hard. Or not as the case may be ;-D.

:( I do fear as my condition continues for 4 weeks. Though eventual ability wil be heaven.

Seeing as your hobby is fighting gypsies, I guarantee you'll have no trouble getting handjobs from feckless, toothless, middle-aged hags behind the back of your nearest service station.

You'd have been f**ked for Vib Ribbon too.

You could just get a girlfriend?

Or befriend an easy young woman for no strings fun.

I knew about Vib Ribbon, damn Icarus and his drunken ways.

Young compared to me is paedophilia.

Two words.

Sofa shag...

Two Words

Friction burn...

When I broke my wrist, I switched to the left...

I got pretty good at it, and now I'm ambidextorous.