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Thought I'd get that nice BBC ticker. You know, the one that fits on your screen and scrolls the news.
But no. I can't. Because they don't have a Windows XP version. Um...how long has XP been around? How many people have XP?
Good to know my licence fee is being put to good use. Well, not my licence fee. My parents. Although I do pay 1/5th of a licence fee up at uni, which I use for the O.C, Simpsons (both C4) and Neighbours.
So I'm basically paying a Neighbours subscription. I reckon they should include a free XP ticker in with this Neighbours subscription, that's all.
Pepsi Max sucks, by the way. Trying to spread the word. And the word is Coca-Cola.
I was going to use Coke as the word for the spreadage. But I might have got banned, maybe. Probably not.
Pepsi sucks.
Thought I'd get that nice BBC ticker. You know, the one that fits on your screen and scrolls the news.
But no. I can't. Because they don't have a Windows XP version. Um...how long has XP been around? How many people have XP?
Good to know my licence fee is being put to good use. Well, not my licence fee. My parents. Although I do pay 1/5th of a licence fee up at uni, which I use for the O.C, Simpsons (both C4) and Neighbours.
So I'm basically paying a Neighbours subscription. I reckon they should include a free XP ticker in with this Neighbours subscription, that's all.
Pepsi Max sucks, by the way. Trying to spread the word. And the word is Coca-Cola.
I was going to use Coke as the word for the spreadage. But I might have got banned, maybe. Probably not.
Pepsi sucks.
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Look, these are my hot nurses and my stickers. Don't go dressing them in sacking.
Although, you can if you want.
Although, you can if you want.
Sod the sticker, I'll take the euphemism anyday.
Nono, I think you're on to something.
The hot nurses wear sacking as they take the blood, avoiding all rushage, and when they've finished, they remove the sacking and give you a sticker - which may or may not be a euphamism for something or other.
The hot nurses wear sacking as they take the blood, avoiding all rushage, and when they've finished, they remove the sacking and give you a sticker - which may or may not be a euphamism for something or other.
I think the hot nurses might divert the blood away from appropriate areas, hence the sacking.
That's the nurses losing their jobs, not wearing sacking.
That's the nurses losing their jobs, not wearing sacking.
I can't think of a better way to make more people give blood than hot nurses.
I have a 'Be Nice To Me - I Gave Blood Today' sticker. I put it on my face at first, but it fell off. I also have a My Daddy Gave Blood Today sticker, even though he didn't.
But no hot nurses. They'll be hearing from my lawyer.
But no hot nurses. They'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Right, I'm off to the centre now. I hope they'll tell me I don't have AIDS or hepatitis. They usually do, so here's hoping. Plus I'm going to make sure they present me with a myriad selection of stickers before they stick a needle in me. And hopefully the hot nurse will be back, but I doubt it. She only appeared once. Maybe it's a treat for every 5 donations or something. Collect 5 stickers and get a hot nurse.
"Okay, find it yourself. It's all back there somewhere."
"Right, all done"
"Can I have a sticker?"
"They're for kids"
"Yeah, I know, can I have one?"
"You really want one?"
"Yeah, I only did it for the sticker"
"Well you can't have one"
"Give me the blood back then"
"Can I have a sticker?"
"They're for kids"
"Yeah, I know, can I have one?"
"You really want one?"
"Yeah, I only did it for the sticker"
"Well you can't have one"
"Give me the blood back then"
Save me some, won't you?
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