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"WHY I'M NOT HAPPY"

What about me! Is there some kind of Special Reserve hatred for the member commonly known as Dan2K1? Is it that you all are fed up of my long, extensive reviews which inform so many people and bring light into just one or two people’s worlds, is that I am forbidden from winning gameaday or filmaday (wrecked your chances there Dan), I certainly haven’t disappeared without trace in the forums – after all I have posted the 6th highest amount of words of all time?!
Or is it that you have made a mistake?

Ok so why is Dan mad? Well, amidst all the wrong doings and troubles in the world, despite the postal strikes delaying my online bargain purchases and refraining from laughing at Ant’s similarity to Paul Daniels I have to make a public complaint. I have just received the Special reserve discount club magazine and looking at the front page was horrified to see that I am not in the top ten for games won on the site – my name has been eclipsed and yet I’ve won at least 6 times, seeing that I had won 5 the last time I was in there! So what’s up with me? Am I the spawn of something disgusting, shrewd repulsive and unlawful? Or am I the founder of all things insane? Don’t answer that bit. So I would like to know why I am not in the top 10 – that sucks guys, you forgot me – just like you have for the past 44 days…

Rant over.


Explanation required

Dan2K1

Never written anything long about Dreamcast mate.

Tony wrote:
> Dan2K1

Yes - I have been Dan, Dan3 and unfortunately Dan584 which made lots of sense.

I'm sure if you e-mail some of your concerns to
> [email protected] he will look into them and reply.

You think? Bit of a long shot I reckon.

Are you
> sure you haven't used separate accounts to win your prizes.

Definitely sure Dan as in me as in this account as in my account under my name has won 6 or 7 times: 4Wheel Thunder, Moto GP, Quake 3 Arena, PSO, Shenmue, Tony Hawk's 2, Conker's Bad Fur day. See? That's 7 and THIRD place! Yet where was I?

Grrr......
'All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us' (replace us with whatever you like: chocolate, fish, Daytona USA 2001, Dreamcast Grease)

Only
> the prizes from one single registration count. Changing your name
> is OK, but re-registering means a clean sheet of history.
Happy?

I'm in a state of depression bwahahaha! Let me win, if you choose not let me win then at least let me be in the stats in the mag in the right place!!!!

Dan is lost in the third place.

He wants to escape.

It's dark, creepy and smells of Ducks in here!

Dan2K1

Still, you're the most well known Dan on the site.

I used to come on and people would start asking me why I write such long topics about the Dreamcast!!

Really now...

AND they were regulars too!

Dan2K1

I'm sure if you e-mail some of your concerns to [email protected] he will look into them and reply.

Are you sure you haven't used separate accounts to win your prizes. Only the prizes from one single registration count. Changing your name is OK, but re-registering means a clean sheet of history.

Who was on the front of that mag?

Someone post it! please!

Argh! So confusing.


What was the original point of the topic again?

;-)

SHEEPY wrote:
> I changed my name to Big Sally :D

Then I change my name to Sheepy!

Dan2K1 wrote:
> What is your obsession with my cheese Sheepy? I don't quite
> understand.
But then with an IQ of only 166

Have you ever seen the video for 'Just' by Radiohead?

What is your obsession with my cheese Sheepy? I don't quite understand.
But then with an IQ of only 166

I was just pulling yer cheese!