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"For Azul: How Juve will lose"

Azul added me on MSN to mock me about Juventus. It was nice of him to take the time out his busy Turin schedule to do this, but I have dredged my former Plan Of How To Win out from some random topic, probably started by me, and am going to elaborate on it. Especially for him. I even ran it through an Italian translation site so he could understand it if he wanted to do the same.

I didn't really.

Here is the plan.

Dr Baros (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Del Piero):

Can't really see Nedved getting intimidated. By anyone. At all. Our only hope is that he gets injured like he has a tendency to do before big matches. I say we slip a dirty dirty Roma player like Cassano a sly £1000 or so to stamp on his head or the like.

The only plus I can think of is that Del Piero isn't performing that well and Trezeguet is over-rated. Sadly, Ibrahimovic isn't.

They may play Kapo, who seems to be a waster in the Nunez vein. You can but hope. And Cisse knows him, according to Football Manager.

Also, this could be our plan. Brainwash Baros into thinking he's playing for the Czech Republic instead of Liverpool. This is so he will play well and not try to stamp on Thurams face or something like that and get sent off. This is backed up by shaving Morientes' head and pretending that he's Jan Koller and we signed him in the window on the sly. We need Cisse, obviously, because DangerMellor has caught rabies or something like that. So we lop off that really fast guy from Inter's leg (Obafemi Martins, or something like that) and splice it onto Cisse. He may be a little bit slower than Cisse (according to PES4), so Cisse will run around in circles. To use him as an effective weapon, we give Finnan a really long stick and he uses it to prod Cisse at people like Cammerersonsdiiansi. He's got silly hair anyway. Odds on God wants him to die.

At the match, Baros believes Nedved's performance is for the Republic and Koller is standing there, so he's inspired to Euro 2004 it up, Holland-style.. Then we send on Igor to rampage at will, perhaps breaking a rib here and there. Cannavaro for example. We also grow Dudek's hair, shave his face, grease him up a bit, and swop him for Buffon. Also without telling anyone.

Finally, we shoot Nunez, just to be sure he won't play.

Then we will win.

I was just thinking "I quite like this Benitez bloke," and then he goes and takes off Baros for Nunez.






And leaves Le Tallec on.

Shame about the fans being d!cks, and about the Juve fans spitting on the Hillsborough memorial that was b******t from what I know. Spectacular atmospehere and a brill game. Feel sorry for Carson, making a awesome save one minute then pulling a Dudek. I would like to say we'll make the semi's but Juve will end up playing so much better and wont underestimate us like yesterday and allowing us to score.

heh, i have great memories of that game. one that sticks out is woodgate clearing off the line with an amazing header from Diawara's volley.

Yeah, but don't forget who gave you that Treble, Ortega: Mister Jimmy Floyd.

If he hadn't scored vs. Arsenal with about 2 games left to go, Arsenal would've certainly gone on to win the League.

Face it: you're nothing without us

Grix Thraves wrote:
> "Azul added me on MSN"
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> My fault I fear. Sorry about that

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No worries, he just laughs a lot and says Nedved about ten times in a row.

...on a Mid-Post though, I must say that we absolutely deserved to win tonight; perhaps by even more, though.

I had visions of Xabi coming off the bench and scoring, so I'll have to hold that very same dream until next week :)

Mav wrote:

Good game - pretty much agree with what Stryke said, although I thought Baros was a bit rubbish. His positioning was alright, but he couldn't seem to do anything with the ball.
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I surely will post again in this thread, perhaps in the next hour, but I agree with EVERYTHING I have just quoted - if I don't post again in this Thread, that is.

"Azul added me on MSN"

My fault I fear. Sorry about that

thats sick, but your are always going to have the hardcore fools turning up in this sort of situation.

dont "get" thier fans to be honest on the whole. For two of thier group stage games they wouldnt have even filled stevenage's stadium!