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"Is it okay to kick a cat?"

Is it?

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Memorandum! wrote:

> It isn't too swift. It's just sitting there looking like it
> needs to be kicked.

They do that.
Just when they're stood perfectly side-on to you. It's something that needs a good kicking.

munn wrote:
> You can't run over dogs though.

Yeah, they're a bit big usually.

Celestine wrote:
> It is too swift, you'll end up on your bum. Leave the cat alone.

It isn't too swift. It's just sitting there looking like it needs to be kicked. Why shouldn't I kick it?

I have a video of me owning my cat with a water bomb. I'll try to find it.

If you feel it's immoral to kick a cat, tehn just run it over in your car - it's illegal to stop on teh road if you're going to hit a cat, and if you do it during a test, you'll fail.

You can't run over dogs though.

It is too swift, you'll end up on your bum. Leave the cat alone.

Celestine wrote:
> No, sweet child, don't kick the cat.

But why not?

No, sweet child, don't kick the cat.

Only for comedy purposes.
And not in the face.

But side on ... they're all kind of asking for it. It's the perfect height to take a good swing and get a decent trajectory.

If you've aiming to clear a fence or something, go for it.
You might crush their chest + organs on inpact, but at least they'll land on their feet (which were, of course, broken before you kicked)