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"It made me chuckle"

Out shopping with the missus and on the way out she decides she needs some poison sticks. So she goes to buy them and the bloke gives her a funny look. "Yes" I was thinking. "Please do it. Please ask her!"

He did.

20-years-old and still getting ID'd for fags.

Well it gave me a chuckle. Don't really care if it did you or not.

What have you been doing for your Friday nights?

We went out for a meal and now are going to watch a film.

*chuckle*

Right back at you Nash.

I got asked for proof of age only a couple of weeks ago when i joined a video club, the girl who asked must have been a couple of years younger than me at least.

I can't remember that far back, but were you ever funny?

J Nash wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> J Nash wrote:
> A 15-year old whale, I agree.
>
> You really are a bitter little virgin, aren't you?
>
> Haha - guess again.

You're no longer an anal virgin then.

I think the reason people talk like this about Darling is because she's always saying things like "They all perv on me" and "they all want me" which annoys people.

Notice none of the other female members of the forum get this kind of reaction?

I'm not saying it's right to be so harsh about someones appearance and maybe some of the people are jealous of what EB and Darling have. But I think in a lot of peoples cases it's just another way of telling her to shut up with these kinds of stupid comments.

Still, I've analysed this a bit too much and I really have better things to be doing on a Saturday...

*goes to whack off over Argos Catalogue*

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> I'm sure when EB is poling his missus

You mean showing her his election? Hur hur hur.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> I'm sure when EB is poling his missus tonight he'll be thinking 'oh
> god, the forum nerds really upset me'. All the while, said forum
> nerds are busy whacking off over Argos catalogues and making white
> wee wee.

Sure they will, but they seem to have gotten a reaction out of him nonetheless. :D

And I doubt most of them are developed enough to produce the white wee-wee.

I'm sure when EB is poling his missus tonight he'll be thinking 'oh god, the forum nerds really upset me'. All the while, said forum nerds are busy whacking off over Argos catalogues and making white wee wee.

English_Bloke wrote:
> I know she's stunning. It's me that is going out with her, not any of
> you lot and that's all that matters.

To be fair EB, you mention your Gf / wife on these forums (hell any net forum), and you're waving a big red flag for the trolls saying "Over here, here's a surefire way to wind me up with little or no effort on your part."