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"It made me chuckle"

Out shopping with the missus and on the way out she decides she needs some poison sticks. So she goes to buy them and the bloke gives her a funny look. "Yes" I was thinking. "Please do it. Please ask her!"

He did.

20-years-old and still getting ID'd for fags.

Well it gave me a chuckle. Don't really care if it did you or not.

What have you been doing for your Friday nights?

We went out for a meal and now are going to watch a film.

I agree, you see all these benefit-scroungers on street corners, thinking they're all that, spitting up everything they inhale. It really is disgusting

Let's get back to the topic people.

My girlfriend looks 15 :o)

Looks but is.... The imagination can do what it wants...

A 15-year old whale, I agree.

Bless. Kinda hurts when you still get ID'd for stuff.
My last ID thingy was kinda like:

She: Can I see some ID, please?
Me: You're serious?
She: Yes
Me: But-but.. BUT I'm 19! I've been legal for THREE YEARS!
She: I'm sorry, but we need to see some ID.
Me: *gives evils & searches for card* I'm 19..! *shows card*

They then shut up, you feel smug but don't smile at them and walk away feeling like you've just stolen something from them and feeling proud of it. Then you realise you gave them money and vow never to go into that shop again.. Meh.

Last time I was id'ed was for drink. Went to a pub and was asked for id. Got over it rather quickly as I had some id on me. I'll take it as a compliment as one day I will look old,

Some places have a list, so you just need to show your ID once then you have your name on the list.

and kids, find out one of the names on that list. :D

Ashley_90 wrote:
> PEOPLE SMOKE CAUSE THEY THINK IT MAKES THEM HARD.

Smoking is like holding up a flag that says 'I'm a chav'. The flag probably also mentions other... things...

Marcini wrote:
> Ashley_90 wrote:
> PEOPLE SMOKE CAUSE THEY THINK IT MAKES THEM HARD.
>
> Smoking is like holding up a flag that says 'I'm a chav'. The flag
> probably also mentions other... things...

that post contains 2 of the stupidest things i've ever heard.

I always get asked for ID in pubs.
Can't blame them, I'm only 19 and look about five years below that.