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"It made me chuckle"

Out shopping with the missus and on the way out she decides she needs some poison sticks. So she goes to buy them and the bloke gives her a funny look. "Yes" I was thinking. "Please do it. Please ask her!"

He did.

20-years-old and still getting ID'd for fags.

Well it gave me a chuckle. Don't really care if it did you or not.

What have you been doing for your Friday nights?

We went out for a meal and now are going to watch a film.

Niddle wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> You really are a bitter little virgin, aren't you?
>
> Read as;
>
> 'Look at me, I've had sex. I'm better than you'
>
> ffs EB.

Paradox learnt about this the hard way. Now look at him, poor thing. Nobody has seen him in months.

He's SO right though.

English_Bloke wrote:
> You really are a bitter little virgin, aren't you?

Read as;

'Look at me, I've had sex. I'm better than you'


ffs EB.

A what now?

Hedfix wrote:
> *Counts the amount of times Phil's been funny this year on no hands*

I'd be worried if you saw any hands, seeing as you're sat in front of a computer...

In fact, none of that makes sense. I'm guessing that's meant to be "oh no hands?"

Blenders.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
*goes to whack off over Argos Catalogue*

I'm still thinking about that, what's a good section?

*Counts the amount of times Phil's been funny this year on no hands*

C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> I've only been asked for ID once in my life only when I tryed to get a
> porn mag but that was when I was smaller then I am now but I can get
> them now coz im taller. I can also get into fifteens

This is so a joke. Who is it?! Crossbob is not a real person, it's a joke!

J Nash wrote:
> I can't remember that far back, but were you ever funny?

Ha. Very good.

*poot*