Viewing Thread:
"God damn Germans!!!"

OK, so I was in work today... and this dude Trevor (who's GERMAN!) is cheating at pool - putting my balls back on the table after I've potted them, moving balls about and suchlike - like he always does. Then I discover he's signed me up on some bloody fun run thing for Comic Relief on friday, which is just the kind of sneaky underhand German thing I'd expect from him!

And some German guy walked into one of my friends today.

I'm starting another World War. Those Germans need taking down a peg or two again.

[edit]

And I'm quite aware of the innuendo concerning "putting my balls back on the table" etc.

Yeah the English are evil too. Only us Welshers possess human decency.

I won't go into the fact I'm 25% French.

This dude Steve (who's ENGLISH!!!11) does the same thing to me.

*Weeps*

And don't get me started on the whole "Germans nicking and/or moving your beach towels while on holiday" thing. GAH!

'Mon the Germs

A german teacher at my school got caught touching another student up. (It was a year 9 girl)

Good old Trevor.

I have my first 2 hour German tuition on Friday.
I know nothing

Because you've met all of them, and have done the maths.

Some of them are okay but most of them are damn perverts.

OK, so I was in work today... and this dude Trevor (who's GERMAN!) is cheating at pool - putting my balls back on the table after I've potted them, moving balls about and suchlike - like he always does. Then I discover he's signed me up on some bloody fun run thing for Comic Relief on friday, which is just the kind of sneaky underhand German thing I'd expect from him!

And some German guy walked into one of my friends today.

I'm starting another World War. Those Germans need taking down a peg or two again.

[edit]

And I'm quite aware of the innuendo concerning "putting my balls back on the table" etc.