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"God damn Germans!!!"

OK, so I was in work today... and this dude Trevor (who's GERMAN!) is cheating at pool - putting my balls back on the table after I've potted them, moving balls about and suchlike - like he always does. Then I discover he's signed me up on some bloody fun run thing for Comic Relief on friday, which is just the kind of sneaky underhand German thing I'd expect from him!

And some German guy walked into one of my friends today.

I'm starting another World War. Those Germans need taking down a peg or two again.

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And I'm quite aware of the innuendo concerning "putting my balls back on the table" etc.

East Germany.

Commies.

Wasn't Germany a Communist country at one point? I'm sure it was. And if it wasn't, it should've been!

Can do! Although I personally blame the russians. Here's a little story of an incident involving me, a russian guy and his daughter.

I was at this all-inclusive multi-country hotel, and it was breakfast time. So, I got up at 7 to beat the rush. Even at this time, there was a lengthy queue for pancakes. I joined the queue and waited half an hour. Halfway through, this russian man brings his 10 year old daughter and stands to the side of the queue at another counter, saying something random in russian. He seems to be getting more and more irritating, until I get to the service counter. Just as I'm about to say "six pancakes please, the guy literally throws me out of the way and demands pancakes, with no-one wanting to argue. The nervous chef serves him, then his daughter, and the two of them go off to eat. Me and the chef look at each other and shrug. Then, I realise that I have to wait 10 minutes for him to whip up some more pancake batter.

Damn those russians.

The Germans are great!!
They are really nice people and live in a really nice country, They have excellant workmanship and make the best cars in the world.

World war 3 does involve Iraq - as it's all part of 'The War On Terror', heralded as WW3.

It's not just Germans who 'steal' poolside seats - certain 'Brummy's from England (did he say England - hmmmmm) are much worse than the Germans (for reserving seats)

If you have to insult a nation - a 'fail safe' are the French...

Sheesh, the number of times I've got to the pool to find every single f... flashing (watching language) sunbed with a towel on it, even though the resort says not to. So I have to get up four hours before my family and do it.

I thought world war three would involve iraq or america, not germany.

If you mean the options are 'not winning a prize' or 'Germany winning' - then 'Not winning a prize' is far worse...just because we're rivals of the Germans doesn't mean that we have to hate them in everything - they're alright. So, you know, leave die Germans alone - ja?

What is it with Germans and pools?

I bet he had a frickin towel on the pool table to reserve it.

During the world cup, I had one of those coca cola ringpulls which had a team name on it, and if that team won then I got a prize. It read "germany". Hmm... If they won, then I'd have got the prize, but Germany would have won. Which is worse?

Tough choice.

Your first life? Weren't you around 30 years later (WW1)...