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"God damn Germans!!!"

OK, so I was in work today... and this dude Trevor (who's GERMAN!) is cheating at pool - putting my balls back on the table after I've potted them, moving balls about and suchlike - like he always does. Then I discover he's signed me up on some bloody fun run thing for Comic Relief on friday, which is just the kind of sneaky underhand German thing I'd expect from him!

And some German guy walked into one of my friends today.

I'm starting another World War. Those Germans need taking down a peg or two again.

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And I'm quite aware of the innuendo concerning "putting my balls back on the table" etc.

If you spend all of your time on a beach chair, you may as well stay at home.

I don't go on holidays where you need to worry about f**king beach chairs.

To be honest - I've never actually had a problem with a beach chair - there's always so many - if someone decides to 'reserve' a chair it takes a swim ;)

I would only move someone's towel if they reserved - like certain poo-poo's do - at about 3a.m and in a particularly crowded resort. I don't throw a towel off if they've just gone off to the toilet or something...

Kawada wrote:
> Don't see what all the fuss is about with the beach towels. Last chair
> i came across with an unguarded towel i just chucked it off the chair
> and nabbed it as my own. You're just far too polite :-D

Even better, take off the towel and move the chair somewhere else. For extra comedy, put the towel on top of someone else's sunbed.

English people are the worst on holiday, with your stupid accents, red football tops and highlighted hair and Beckham-esque tatoos.

" NOOGEHTS AN CHEEPS, DOW YOO NOT SPEEAK ENGALUSH? "

Bullett wrote:
> Nurburgring > All

Rubbish. Spa-Francorchamps > Nurburgring

Nurburgring > All

Don't see what all the fuss is about with the beach towels. Last chair i came across with an unguarded towel i just chucked it off the chair and nabbed it as my own. You're just far too polite :-D

Jon $m!th wrote:
>> It's not just Germans who 'steal' poolside seats - certain 'Brummy's
> from England (did he say England - hmmmmm) are much worse than the
> Germans (for reserving seats)

My father in law is a Brummy! and yes he is the kind that would hog the pool side, my wife denies being English now and claims that she is Scottish and she reckons that the best thing that ever came out of England was the road to Scotland.

I knew it.