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""Five things I've done that you probably haven't..""

Aim of the game, boys and girls, is exactly as it says on the tin.

Choose 5 things you've done [or want to do] which you think others on this forum haven't done.

Eg,
1. Jumped from the Eiffel Tower and survived [yeah..]
2. Hanky pankied in public places
3. Wanted to hump something other than a human being
4. Have seen a psychiatrist
5. Had thoughts about trying to kill loud people with staples

They aren't mine. They're clearly examples. Well.. except one :^)

Choose 10 or 50 if your life really is that hectic. Up to you.

See how they turn out. Could be quite intresting!

Cong Man wrote:
> 1. Been sick in my sleep and survived (due to alcohol).

I've done number one but it woke me up, then banged my face on a metal corner after freaking out, which then caused a black eye.. :^)

The Hibernator wrote:
> 1: Punched a bouncer.
> 2: Broke my arm three times in the same place
> 3: Had a girlfriend try to leather me when we broke up.
> 4: Found an octopus.
> 5: Woke up in the bathtub.

that must've been some night! :)

Paradox: wrote:
> 1. Survived a 50/50 chance of dying.
> 1.1 - Being 100% OK after an 80% chance of getting brain damage
> 1.2 - Had my head X-rayed by an Australian woman
> 1.3 - Survived a 9-foot fall onto my head
> 1.4 - Had internal bleeding in my head.
> All related to the same incident

Was that you and your run-in with a fence?

Thats exactly how it happened!

Paradox: wrote:
> 1. Survived a 50/50 chance of dying.

"Heads or Tail. Tails I shoot you, Heads you shoot me..."
*Heads*
"God damn it."

Paradox: wrote:
> All related to the same incident

I was gonna say. You have an unlucky noggin.

It does explain a lot though.

1. Survived a 50/50 chance of dying.
1.1 - Being 100% OK after an 80% chance of getting brain damage
1.2 - Had my head X-rayed by an Australian woman
1.3 - Survived a 9-foot fall onto my head
1.4 - Had internal bleeding in my head.
All related to the same incident

2. Being cautioned by police for public urination

3. Seen a ghost

4. Been kicked out of my house and lived with my girlfriend.

5. I bleep when I go through metal detectors due to two titanium screws inside my left ring finger which hold the bone together.

1. Been sick in my sleep and survived (due to alcohol).
2. Been sick whilst doing a number 2 (again, alcohol).
3. Man to man marked Jermaine Jenas (as a youngster).
4. Worked a job for 4 years without one sick day.
5. Got married in Antigua...

wang-king wrote:
> With a fase like yours the insults on here must be pathetic compared
> to the battering your ego receives outside of your murky basement

...

Coming from the kid who can't grasp the correct spelling of 'face'.

Do you think it's cool or something?

EDIT to include similar difficulty in spelling 'the'

that guy over there wrote:
> 10.Been in the paper Five Times!

"Five Times"

I've never heard of that paper.