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""Five things I've done that you probably haven't..""

Aim of the game, boys and girls, is exactly as it says on the tin.

Choose 5 things you've done [or want to do] which you think others on this forum haven't done.

Eg,
1. Jumped from the Eiffel Tower and survived [yeah..]
2. Hanky pankied in public places
3. Wanted to hump something other than a human being
4. Have seen a psychiatrist
5. Had thoughts about trying to kill loud people with staples

They aren't mine. They're clearly examples. Well.. except one :^)

Choose 10 or 50 if your life really is that hectic. Up to you.

See how they turn out. Could be quite intresting!

1) Hospitalised someone.
2) Got barbed wire caught in my scalp which I couldn't get out.
3) Picked a lock (well, many).
4) Had kidney failure.
5) Looked at porn whilst typing this.

Ms NY wrote:
> It would be silly to think you'd want to do that, but I can't even
> imagine someone eating a wasp!


Unfortunately it's true - I did actually eat a wasp many years ago. Two, in fact. I ate one wiithout the sting, then another with the sting. Strange, I can't remember exactly why. Still, nothing bad happened. Didn't have much taste though. I expect it's a delicacy somewhere.

1) Not skidiving but a fat woman fainted on me at the top of the Eiffel Tower... I bet noboby else can say that.
2) Played football on the beach with some Brazilians... in Belgium.
3) Scored six goals in one game for my team, we drew 6-6.
4) Went to Alton Towers commando, not the best of decisions but I won the bet.
5) Drank £20-£30 worth of booze for two weeks straight on holiday last year

1) Been stopped for speeding in the US and been let off;
2) Stayed awake for 61 hours straight;
3) Pulled a wheelie in a wheelchair, gone over too far and knocked myself out;
4) Had sex in a disabled toilet in a pub in Worcester;
5) Fallen out of bed and nearly suffocated to death as a result.

1) Seen dead person that had lost their head
2) Been offered a blow job by a 40-year-old man who was covered in bird poo
3) Spent ages getting into a career only to find it's not for me
4) Driven at 140mph legally
5) Seen Anthea Turner LIVE!

Timmargh wrote:
> 4) Had sex in a disabled toilet in a pub in Worcester;

I was going to write this one too, but I think it would have given us away, Tim.

You are...

FUNNY LOOKING!

Bahahaha!

1. Eaten a whole can of whipped cream in one sitting, followed by an entire carton of single cream

1.Tryed to Kill myself for a joke!
2.Got crazy on sugar and nearly got hit by a car!
3.Cut my head On a concrete step!
4.Had a bike land on top of me!
5.Had a Jellyfish chase me!

that guy over there wrote:
> 1.Tryed to Kill myself for a joke!

Did it work?