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""Five things I've done that you probably haven't..""

Aim of the game, boys and girls, is exactly as it says on the tin.

Choose 5 things you've done [or want to do] which you think others on this forum haven't done.

Eg,
1. Jumped from the Eiffel Tower and survived [yeah..]
2. Hanky pankied in public places
3. Wanted to hump something other than a human being
4. Have seen a psychiatrist
5. Had thoughts about trying to kill loud people with staples

They aren't mine. They're clearly examples. Well.. except one :^)

Choose 10 or 50 if your life really is that hectic. Up to you.

See how they turn out. Could be quite intresting!

Timmargh wrote:
> 4) Had sex in a disabled toilet in a pub in Worcester;

I can highly recommend it although it doesn't need to be a pub in worcester I think.

I'm quite boring so I don't think i'll be able to come up with 5 but lets see.

Walked out of a 6 year relationship for no reason
Nearly died because I was afraid of dying
Broke a friends ankle in a moment of madness
Had a friend murdered
Found someone I'd risk my life for

Any better Dave?

Basil Brush sneezes

boom boom tsch

At least you've got a talent to fall back on if everything goes to ... er ... pot.

This could be the reason, I guess I don't notice my own stench.

I'm not too surprised a dog couldn't smell anything beyond your foot odour, Tilt.

God knows.

It was while ago, not into any of that stuff anymore. Damn thing went all around my leg though and somehow missed them.

Timmargh wrote:
> 4) Had sex in a disabled toilet in a pub in Worcester;

That was you?!

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> 2. Had a sniffer dog sniff me with class A's in my shoe and somehow
> got away with it

He was probably stoned already

English_Bloke wrote:
> That could be offensive to FFF.

I am homo erectus and proud.