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"I made a brillaint joke up on the subway"

Two oxygen atoms
One says to the other
" I can feel a strong bond between us "

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Covalent bonding, right?

It should be put in every Chemistry book at school.
It's not as good as the atom walks into the bar one..

" I've lost an electron "
" Are you sure? "
" Positive "

fragout123 wrote:
> Nuther good geeky physics joke
>
> Nutrino walks into church, vicar says
> "sorry no mass today"

Pretty sure it comes under chemistry.

cookie monster wrote:
> I made a joke up years ago which i thought was fairly amusing.
>
> What do you call a prostitute's chauffeur?
>
> A screwdriver.

Ahahaa.

*slain*

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'

fragout123 wrote:
> Nuther good geeky physics joke
>
> Nutrino walks into church, vicar says
> "sorry no mass today"

This made me giggle like a little girl I'll have you know

Wait for me, Tim, I'm sure I can help you out.

I actually laughed at that.

*goes to kill himself*

I told you to be prepared...

lcarus wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Hello geeks.
>
> I've got a good Java related joke. Prepare to be extremely
> disturbed...
>
> "Two ints and a Float in a bar. They spot an attractive Double
> on her own. The first int walks up to her. "Hey, baby", he
> says, "my VM or yours". She slaps him and he walks back
> dejected.
>
> The second int walks over. "Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook you
> Beans for breakfast". After a quick slapping, he too walks back.
>
>
> The Float then ambles over casually. "Were those two primitive
> types bothering you?", he remarks.
>
> "Yes. I'm so glad you're here", she says. "They just
> had no Class!"
>
>
> Oh.. .ho ho ho.... ho. :((((

Dude, even to a geek with a Degree in software engineering (i.e. me), that was brutal...

SHEEPY wrote:
> Two oxygen atoms
> One says to the other
> " I can feel a strong bond between us "
>
> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
> Covalent bonding, right?

but covalent bonds are really weak, they certainly arent as strong as ionic bonds or mettallic bonds.