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"I made a brillaint joke up on the subway"

Two oxygen atoms
One says to the other
" I can feel a strong bond between us "

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Covalent bonding, right?

It should be put in every Chemistry book at school.
It's not as good as the atom walks into the bar one..

" I've lost an electron "
" Are you sure? "
" Positive "

Wait for me, Tim, I'm sure I can help you out.

fragout123 wrote:
> Nuther good geeky physics joke
>
> Nutrino walks into church, vicar says
> "sorry no mass today"

This made me giggle like a little girl I'll have you know

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'

*slain*

cookie monster wrote:
> I made a joke up years ago which i thought was fairly amusing.
>
> What do you call a prostitute's chauffeur?
>
> A screwdriver.

Ahahaa.

fragout123 wrote:
> Nuther good geeky physics joke
>
> Nutrino walks into church, vicar says
> "sorry no mass today"

Pretty sure it comes under chemistry.

> cookie monster wrote:
> I made a joke up years ago which i thought was fairly amusing.
>
> What do you call a prostitute's chauffeur?
>
> A screwdriver.
>

Thats good!!!! hahahaha

How do u know i dont have a sense o humor! I found it fuuny!

Ive got 1

Two oxygen atoms
One says to the other
"I can feel a strong bond between us"

The other:
"I don't get it"