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"I made a brillaint joke up on the subway"

Two oxygen atoms
One says to the other
" I can feel a strong bond between us "

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Covalent bonding, right?

It should be put in every Chemistry book at school.
It's not as good as the atom walks into the bar one..

" I've lost an electron "
" Are you sure? "
" Positive "

My guess is that it's nothing to do with your nationality, and more to do with your personality.

Oh dear. I think you should seriously consider NOT becoming a lawyer. You'd really not be very good.

Oh and you're from wales? That explains a lot.

Unfortunately, "taking the mick" isn't discriminating. And no one here even mentioned the Welsh. Try and keep up.

It Is Not You Its Me wrote:
> Discrimination i believe is illegal in this country.

Only on certain grounds. Race, age, sex etc. You're allowed to discriminate based on stupidity for certain things. ie, a lot.

It Is Not You Its Me wrote:
> im a child? at my age i thought i was classed as an adult. thank you.
> And i know that i am an adult.

16, hm? You're still a baby, petal.

A somewhat stupid one.

No further questions, your honour.

Oh I beg to differ dear child.

That's because you're stupid. Haven't you got coursework to be doing?

No, you were doing the classic playground trick of "I know you are but what am I?"

And going back and editing it afterwards is befitting of your character.