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Two oxygen atoms
One says to the other
" I can feel a strong bond between us "
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Covalent bonding, right?
It should be put in every Chemistry book at school.
It's not as good as the atom walks into the bar one..
" I've lost an electron "
" Are you sure? "
" Positive "
One says to the other
" I can feel a strong bond between us "
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Covalent bonding, right?
It should be put in every Chemistry book at school.
It's not as good as the atom walks into the bar one..
" I've lost an electron "
" Are you sure? "
" Positive "
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you call that classles dribble comedey? only joking, not bad sheepy
If a = b (so I say) [a = b]
And we multiply both sides by a
Then we'll see that a2 [a2 = ab]
When with ab compared
Are the same. Remove b2. OK? [a2-b2 = ab-b2]
Both sides we will factorize. See?
Now each side contains a - b. [(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)]
We'll divide through by a
Minus b and olé
a + b = b. Oh whoopee! [a+b = b]
But since I said a = b
b + b = b you'll agree? [b+b = b]
So if b = 1
Then this sum I have done [1+1 = 1]
Proves that 2 = 1. Q.E.D.
And we multiply both sides by a
Then we'll see that a2 [a2 = ab]
When with ab compared
Are the same. Remove b2. OK? [a2-b2 = ab-b2]
Both sides we will factorize. See?
Now each side contains a - b. [(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)]
We'll divide through by a
Minus b and olé
a + b = b. Oh whoopee! [a+b = b]
But since I said a = b
b + b = b you'll agree? [b+b = b]
So if b = 1
Then this sum I have done [1+1 = 1]
Proves that 2 = 1. Q.E.D.
Best funiest thing in this thread is IINYIM thinking we all hate him because he's Welsh.
Being Welsh is only part of the reason.
Being Welsh is only part of the reason.
Did you hear the one about the doctor, engineer, and programmer who were debating what the world's oldest profession was (other than the obvious one)?
The doctor said that medicine was the oldest because the Lord performed surgery in the removal of Adam's rib. The engineer countered that before that act, the Lord had performed feats of engineering by creating the earth and heavens from nothing.
The doctor conceded that the engineer was right and that engineering was indeed the oldest profession. But then the programmer interjected that programming was even older. He was chided by both the doctor and the engineer saying that engineering had to be the oldest, because before the Lord engineered the earth and heavens, there was nothing, only the Great Void, only Chaos!
The programmer simply smiled and said:
"Where do you think the Chaos came from?"
The doctor said that medicine was the oldest because the Lord performed surgery in the removal of Adam's rib. The engineer countered that before that act, the Lord had performed feats of engineering by creating the earth and heavens from nothing.
The doctor conceded that the engineer was right and that engineering was indeed the oldest profession. But then the programmer interjected that programming was even older. He was chided by both the doctor and the engineer saying that engineering had to be the oldest, because before the Lord engineered the earth and heavens, there was nothing, only the Great Void, only Chaos!
The programmer simply smiled and said:
"Where do you think the Chaos came from?"
Hahah, the second one is well funny.
Ahahah you go to Aske's. That school is so full of weiners.
Timmargh wrote:
> "haberdashery".
My school
> "haberdashery".
My school
It wasn't just any woman ...
Virtually guaranteed.
I'd bet she did.
She knew this would happen, dark she-devil that she most certainly is.
She knew this would happen, dark she-devil that she most certainly is.
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