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The "Angel Light?"
Apparently it's a device that allows the guy who invented the bear suit (you can see it to the left of the photo) to see through walls, and supposedly breaks a lot of the laws of physics.
It's gotta be a hoax right? right?
Nah, hoax methinks.
I want one.
> Grix Thraves wrote:
> Time to start covering ourselves in tin foil and living on the roof
> I
> say.
>
> Oh hell, don't say things like that. The frootloop bridage will take
> it as further proof that tinfoil hats are protection, and this is the
> latest device to threaten them.........
Someone I went to school with was convinced that if he wore a suit made of white paper, it would deflect a nuclear blast. The same kid also refused to apologise or take back the "your mum" joke he made to someone who's mum died the week before. Yes, he was a bellend.
> Time to start covering ourselves in tin foil and living on the roof I
> say.
Oh hell, don't say things like that. The frootloop bridage will take it as further proof that tinfoil hats are protection, and this is the latest device to threaten them.........
> Still, the thought that light could kill you is a bit terrifying. No
> shield or shelter, just an unstoppable force that could destroy every
> atom in your body no matter where you hid.
>
WTF? The Sun's been there since life began on Earth and you've only just stumbled upon this fact?
Time to start covering ourselves in tin foil and living on the roof I say.
> The bits all about the 'Hyde' side of the machine are kind of too
> convenient and allow get out clauses. Still.
Yeah, that's what my immediate thought was, and the fact that it was dismantled after he found the "Hyde" side effects. Still, It'd be pretty damn cool if it were true.
Having said that, the claim by a bloke (who I'm sure has no formal education) and who's other main invention was a suit of armor that enabled you to get up close and personal with bears reeks of a snakeoil salesman.