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"Short Poem Competition Revival"

I don't need to introduce this. It;s the Short Poem Competition. I give you a word, you create literary verse about it and then, magically, a winner is produced. The winning date shall not be announced. Ever.

The words you have to base your brilliance around are below

'(Park) Bench'

Get styling, you hip young cats.

WINNER

Ashman wrote:
> Playing for the jersey
>
> The yellow slides over skin,
> New day, new match, new chances.
> Strolling upon a fresh green pitch,
> Supporters aim their glances.
>
> The jersey owns me, I play for it,
> I love the Crew, I’m Columbus bred.
> It runs deep inside me, yellow blood,
> Without this passion I would be dead.
>
> Give me the ball; a sphere of chance.
> Give me a yard.
> Half a yard.
> Give me anything.
> I want to give the Crew what they deserve.
>
> ”I play for the jersey. I love Columbus.”
>
> And the shirt comes off.
> The gloves removed.
> Buddle twelve.
> CROO APPROVED.
>
> bench

SurrealGuy

[I]I doubt you are Surreal
or even
a guy

Ode to Some Truly Shocking Poetry

hey gaybys
Your attempt
At
Free verse,
I am not
learning,
you seem to be
cruelly misguided,
Go and get some burberry.

hate is a very
strong word
English fellows,
Something so very strange,
stuff you



P.S.I mock thee with my postings,
I did
nothing,
just like the 'your mum'.


I apologise to anyone who's quotes I have overused, but I just got whatever caught my attention. I alos am sorry for whatever offence may have been caused to any of you who think you are the next Sir Walter.

Sweet child o' mine

[I]If only it wasnt overplayed

Cheese with holes
Has more space

mattributé wrote:
> A poem
>
> [I]HA HA HA HA HA
> HA

(A Poem)

Your attempt
At
Free verse
Provokes
This Response:

HA HA HA HA HA HA

(okay, that was pretty lame.)

Hooray

[I]Websense
and
Computing lessons

I mock thee with my postings

I
am
not
learning



[S]meh

My night

[I]I did
nothing

A poem

[I]HA HA HA HA HA
HA

mattributé wrote:
> Eyes with feet
>
> [I]A poorer username
> I have not heard
> since Ashman told me of
> 'stealty tiger'

HA HA HA HA HA! (not a poem.)

Dream Team
(the truth)

[I]poorly acted
stupid storylines
blatantly obvious
(just like the 'your mum' jokes
you constantly use)

But still it is absolute genius

Fin