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I don't need to introduce this. It;s the Short Poem Competition. I give you a word, you create literary verse about it and then, magically, a winner is produced. The winning date shall not be announced. Ever.
The words you have to base your brilliance around are below
'(Park) Bench'
Get styling, you hip young cats.
WINNER
Ashman wrote:
> Playing for the jersey
>
> The yellow slides over skin,
> New day, new match, new chances.
> Strolling upon a fresh green pitch,
> Supporters aim their glances.
>
> The jersey owns me, I play for it,
> I love the Crew, I’m Columbus bred.
> It runs deep inside me, yellow blood,
> Without this passion I would be dead.
>
> Give me the ball; a sphere of chance.
> Give me a yard.
> Half a yard.
> Give me anything.
> I want to give the Crew what they deserve.
>
> ”I play for the jersey. I love Columbus.”
>
> And the shirt comes off.
> The gloves removed.
> Buddle twelve.
> CROO APPROVED.
>
> bench
The words you have to base your brilliance around are below
'(Park) Bench'
Get styling, you hip young cats.
WINNER
Ashman wrote:
> Playing for the jersey
>
> The yellow slides over skin,
> New day, new match, new chances.
> Strolling upon a fresh green pitch,
> Supporters aim their glances.
>
> The jersey owns me, I play for it,
> I love the Crew, I’m Columbus bred.
> It runs deep inside me, yellow blood,
> Without this passion I would be dead.
>
> Give me the ball; a sphere of chance.
> Give me a yard.
> Half a yard.
> Give me anything.
> I want to give the Crew what they deserve.
>
> ”I play for the jersey. I love Columbus.”
>
> And the shirt comes off.
> The gloves removed.
> Buddle twelve.
> CROO APPROVED.
>
> bench
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Before the Holidays:
One semester plan,
Shut eyes and As on desks,
But I'm forced to give head.
One semester plan,
Shut eyes and As on desks,
But I'm forced to give head.
Before the Holidays:
One semester plan,
Shut eyes and heads on desks,
But I'm forced to give As.
One semester plan,
Shut eyes and heads on desks,
But I'm forced to give As.
My Day
[I]One lesson,
50 minutes,
Any point?
No.
[I]One lesson,
50 minutes,
Any point?
No.
www.purple.com
Best.
Site.
Ever.
But I swear,
its bloody pink.
Best.
Site.
Ever.
But I swear,
its bloody pink.
Lunch Pass
I look into the glossy, laminated exterior.
!!THERFIELD SCHOOL - LUNCH PASS!!
Light blue background,
Picture of an idiot.
A ticket to freedom,
and to chicken.
I look into the glossy, laminated exterior.
!!THERFIELD SCHOOL - LUNCH PASS!!
Light blue background,
Picture of an idiot.
A ticket to freedom,
and to chicken.
Chill people
Chill people
Can't you accept constructive criticism,
I didn't mean
to offend.
It's just that some
of these poems,
are less than great.
OK?
Chill people
Can't you accept constructive criticism,
I didn't mean
to offend.
It's just that some
of these poems,
are less than great.
OK?
[I]Again
Once again with
your overwhelming use
of enjambe
ment
Once again with
your overwhelming use
of enjambe
ment
OMG
[I]OMG
STFU
U N000b
[I]OMG
STFU
U N000b
To Whom it May Concern
Stuff you
whatapoetami
Stuff you
whatapoetami
Kaiser Cheifs
[I]Oh
Those Franz Ferdinand fellows
had a rather nice hit
I say
why don't we just
totally steal their un-unique style?
Yes!
That mean we'd be able to appeal
to the curious male teen market
as our singer looks a bit bent
Oh My God!
I can't believe it!
Our dreadful lyrics are working well!
[I]Oh
Those Franz Ferdinand fellows
had a rather nice hit
I say
why don't we just
totally steal their un-unique style?
Yes!
That mean we'd be able to appeal
to the curious male teen market
as our singer looks a bit bent
Oh My God!
I can't believe it!
Our dreadful lyrics are working well!
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