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The words you have to base your brilliance around are below
'(Park) Bench'
Get styling, you hip young cats.
WINNER
Ashman wrote:
> Playing for the jersey
>
> The yellow slides over skin,
> New day, new match, new chances.
> Strolling upon a fresh green pitch,
> Supporters aim their glances.
>
> The jersey owns me, I play for it,
> I love the Crew, I’m Columbus bred.
> It runs deep inside me, yellow blood,
> Without this passion I would be dead.
>
> Give me the ball; a sphere of chance.
> Give me a yard.
> Half a yard.
> Give me anything.
> I want to give the Crew what they deserve.
>
> ”I play for the jersey. I love Columbus.”
>
> And the shirt comes off.
> The gloves removed.
> Buddle twelve.
> CROO APPROVED.
>
> bench
[I]Take the ticket
and nothing will remain.
Damn! It slipped away,
While wandering those corridors,
The darkened rooms and junk.
All that was left from that dash
through the rain.
Just a box. It was so young.
IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT
So subjective
Yet so, so, so good.
It's almost drug like with its addictiveness
And white powder form.
Hey m8
u got the time?
I laugh.
OMG the EU have gone OTT and enforced a CBC
Won't the USA
Give pay to the UAE?
I cry.
STFU AA! Fix my car because
I've learnt my ABC and can
CUP at your AGMs hosted by AI.
I would go to AOB if
I stopped playing AOE my RTS
Because I need money
Because my APR doesn't cover my VAT
That's it I can't stand it!
I'm going AWOL.
> I apologise to anyone who's quotes I have overused, but I just got
> whatever caught my attention. I alos am sorry for whatever offence
> may have been caused to any of you who think you are the next Sir
> Walter.
Smith or Raleigh?
FOUR.
[I]get a job
you dirty benefit skank
which is sold
you got pwned
by me
I sold you
you got sold
sold you were
by me
To pwn is not sell
Sold is not pwned
God help the firemen.
[I]2 hours
I set aside my night
a month
we'd been given ample time
650 words
all the work I've done
distraction...
what a bas...