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"SSC 17-Stealing"

With my eyes shining with happiness I jumped though the glass roof and dropped. To the floor I looked no one was here not even a guard. I ran down the corridor. Blood of death ran though me I dripped tears from my eyes I had to cheer up I was robbing a Jewellers for God sake. A heard some one walking and hid round the corner. There was a man standing there I pulled out my knife and ran at him I to try my sealth move that Oldman Bob had taught me. I ran at the man grabbed him at the neck at cut his throat his throat he dropped to the floor. Someone was close behind I ran into the diamond room the diamonds shone the light of god all got my bag and smashed open a glass case. I ripped out all the diamonds and threw them into my bag. I grabbed every diamond in that room and put it in to my bag. I jumped up all to a ledge and ran towards a glass window I smashed though the glass window I was flying down to the floor as pieces of glass hit me. I fell to the floor and rolled over. I looked in my bag the diamonds were ok.

I ran down a alleyway and jumped over a wall. My motorbike was parked outside a jumped on it and revved it up. I heard someone coming it was a guard he raised the alarm I sped down the road and saw him run round the corner he jumped into a car he was coming after me. I skided round corner the blood of death still ran though me. I went up a ramp and heard the car coming up behind me. I flipped though the air on the bike and landed down on the road. The man in the car started shouting at me he was telling me to stopped but I had to get these diamonds back to Billy. Billy was a gangster who wanted the diamonds and I wanted money for those diamonds. I got my gun and started to shoot back at the car. I just wanted to live and not die. One bullet smashed the windscreen blood was dripping from my arm a piece of glass was stuck in it.

I had to get to billys place I went down a little road and the car had stopped following me I heard a siren the police were after me I had to lost them. I was coming to edge I would have to ride off there. I sped up the bike and everything went in to slow-mo. I went off the edge I was falling down the bike was falling. The air blew against my face and the bike fell to the floor sparks flew up in the air. I saw the police car coming towards me it was upside down. I step on it and my bike flew forwards I was near Billys place. The police car slid behind me and nearly hit me. I saw the police officer get out the car and try to shoot me. I shot at the police officer and hit him straight in the head. He fell to the floor I couldn't belive it I had just killed a police officer I was going to be in deep trouble. I stopped at Billys place and walked in Billy came up to me and stanched the Diamonds off of me he ran for he didn't give me any money.

I shoot my gun at him and he fell to the floor. "No one steals from me I got them Diamonds and now im keeping these Diamonds and giving them to my wife because you know.... Diamonds are a womans best friend".....

What??

No sacrifice, unless its your anal virginity.

Woooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Every-thing isss go-ing in-to slow-mo...

Shush, you incomprehensible lunatic, the ceremony is taking place.

WHAT???

Can I make a blood sacrifice?

Bend over with a blindfold and I'll initiate you into a man of the forums.

crossbob's stories are genius. I hope he writes more!!!

(if you can't figure it out from that then you've failed)

Should I leave now because I haven't insulted crossbob enough, or because the only story I've written so far is in...crossbob's story competition! I am still learning the ways of the forum, so if there are any newbie rituals or initiation rites I have to go through, please inform me.