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"Lord of the Rings hate post"

I really hate lord of the rings! it has brought us 2 things, orlando bloom (good God NOOOOO!!!!!!!!) and as if that wasn't bad enough a race of nerds who would rather die defending its name than realise that any average book made into such an expensive film with rubbish actors (except that guy who plays that guy who was grey but turned white - due to too much gay sex or something) was all terrible!!!

Who can like such a film!!!
Who can think it is a great movie!!
Who can say that "they were brilliant to come up with something like that"

Nothing about the Lord of the Rings movies is good.
They have brought pain into my life, and because friends wanted to see them i saw all 3 films..... thats over 9 hours of my life wasted. I will so regret that on my death bed. But what's worse is people want to see the extented versions. They watch them again and agian and agian and again!!!!

What is good about this :

Film 1
"short hairy poppets have party. King Evilalot goes to war with all life. The best actor dies. The gremlins attack again. Lolypop and suckem'n'see trunddle over the hill of light to mount bad-egg, via swamp stinky poo, river flowseastdontyaknow, over the sea of cumador.

Film 2

"all hope is lost until Dum and Dee and an army of talking trees attack an army production facility like in C&C. The great knight sir ballsgalore lead all man kind over the mountain of fire through the river of eels to the castle of vipirearama, where he, by himself, killed all 32 trillion scro warriors who were sent to kill them for no reason, thus saving humanity, for another little while. He marched to mount freedom and talked to preist godly about his son dild oorg asims."

Film 3

"All life has backs to the walls tryin not to be bugg**ed. But the bad man forgot about that army of ghosts that can not be killed and save all life, until Lolypop and Suckem'n'see finally through an onion ring in some blow hole. Everybody except the best actor go to a dock and have an orgie of 'happy-love' then suckem'n'see dates a real girl entering into a life of sexual oppression"

I really hate it.
Anybody who says otherwise take it elsewhere this is for people who hate them and want to celebrate it!! You get to celebrate liking them, so i will enjoy hating them!!!

Puddin™ wrote:
> Some guy took me to see Lord of the Rings on a date, i was bored
> sh*tless for 3ish hours!

You moron.

darkcrystal wrote:
> Not a fan of the films either. Haven't read the book. LOTR isn't as
> bad as Harry Potter though. And I've read Philosopher's Stone. I had
> to.

Yep, the Harry Potter films absolutely suck.

you asses, the hobit (nothing to do with wars) was written before ww2. The others supposedly started were not finished until 12 years after the war ended. Maybe.... just maybe willy lickers the books took some if not all influence from this consisdering he was a soldier!



Yet to be an argument against my point only more half assed insults at me.

Kibitzer wrote:
> For someone who claims to be Zhuge Liang you have scarce
> decision-making skills over picking your battles.

mermoid wrote:
> Puddin™ wrote:
> Some guy took me to see Lord of the Rings on a date, i was bored
> sh*tless for 3ish hours!
>
> You moron.

Why?

Just because she doesn't particularly like that kind of film doesn't make her a moron.
IT'S WHO WE ARE DAMMIT!

Puddin™ wrote:
> mermoid wrote:
> Puddin™ wrote:
> Some guy took me to see Lord of the Rings on a date, i was bored
> sh*tless for 3ish hours!
>
> You moron.
>
> Why?

You have no taste in films.

Spazzy McGee wrote:
> chriss mum is dead thats why hes crying!

You're a sad little prat.

?

mermoid wrote:
> Puddin™ wrote:
> mermoid wrote:
> Puddin™ wrote:
> Some guy took me to see Lord of the Rings on a date, i was bored
> sh*tless for 3ish hours!
>
> You moron.
>
> Why?
>
> You have no taste in films.

Lord of the Rings just isn't my sort of film. Thats all.