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I really hate lord of the rings! it has brought us 2 things, orlando bloom (good God NOOOOO!!!!!!!!) and as if that wasn't bad enough a race of nerds who would rather die defending its name than realise that any average book made into such an expensive film with rubbish actors (except that guy who plays that guy who was grey but turned white - due to too much gay sex or something) was all terrible!!!
Who can like such a film!!!
Who can think it is a great movie!!
Who can say that "they were brilliant to come up with something like that"
Nothing about the Lord of the Rings movies is good.
They have brought pain into my life, and because friends wanted to see them i saw all 3 films..... thats over 9 hours of my life wasted. I will so regret that on my death bed. But what's worse is people want to see the extented versions. They watch them again and agian and agian and again!!!!
What is good about this :
Film 1
"short hairy poppets have party. King Evilalot goes to war with all life. The best actor dies. The gremlins attack again. Lolypop and suckem'n'see trunddle over the hill of light to mount bad-egg, via swamp stinky poo, river flowseastdontyaknow, over the sea of cumador.
Film 2
"all hope is lost until Dum and Dee and an army of talking trees attack an army production facility like in C&C. The great knight sir ballsgalore lead all man kind over the mountain of fire through the river of eels to the castle of vipirearama, where he, by himself, killed all 32 trillion scro warriors who were sent to kill them for no reason, thus saving humanity, for another little while. He marched to mount freedom and talked to preist godly about his son dild oorg asims."
Film 3
"All life has backs to the walls tryin not to be bugg**ed. But the bad man forgot about that army of ghosts that can not be killed and save all life, until Lolypop and Suckem'n'see finally through an onion ring in some blow hole. Everybody except the best actor go to a dock and have an orgie of 'happy-love' then suckem'n'see dates a real girl entering into a life of sexual oppression"
I really hate it.
Anybody who says otherwise take it elsewhere this is for people who hate them and want to celebrate it!! You get to celebrate liking them, so i will enjoy hating them!!!
Who can like such a film!!!
Who can think it is a great movie!!
Who can say that "they were brilliant to come up with something like that"
Nothing about the Lord of the Rings movies is good.
They have brought pain into my life, and because friends wanted to see them i saw all 3 films..... thats over 9 hours of my life wasted. I will so regret that on my death bed. But what's worse is people want to see the extented versions. They watch them again and agian and agian and again!!!!
What is good about this :
Film 1
"short hairy poppets have party. King Evilalot goes to war with all life. The best actor dies. The gremlins attack again. Lolypop and suckem'n'see trunddle over the hill of light to mount bad-egg, via swamp stinky poo, river flowseastdontyaknow, over the sea of cumador.
Film 2
"all hope is lost until Dum and Dee and an army of talking trees attack an army production facility like in C&C. The great knight sir ballsgalore lead all man kind over the mountain of fire through the river of eels to the castle of vipirearama, where he, by himself, killed all 32 trillion scro warriors who were sent to kill them for no reason, thus saving humanity, for another little while. He marched to mount freedom and talked to preist godly about his son dild oorg asims."
Film 3
"All life has backs to the walls tryin not to be bugg**ed. But the bad man forgot about that army of ghosts that can not be killed and save all life, until Lolypop and Suckem'n'see finally through an onion ring in some blow hole. Everybody except the best actor go to a dock and have an orgie of 'happy-love' then suckem'n'see dates a real girl entering into a life of sexual oppression"
I really hate it.
Anybody who says otherwise take it elsewhere this is for people who hate them and want to celebrate it!! You get to celebrate liking them, so i will enjoy hating them!!!
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Zhuge Liang wrote:
> Vanilla sky now there is a great film.
Everyone, let's just stop right here. This is what we're arguing with. Someone who thinks Vanilla Sky is a "great film".
Let's just not bother anymore.
> Lord of the Rings is WW2 in fantasy form and exaggerated.
Now let's figure out why.
Perhaps because it was a, I dunno, fantasy film? Perhaps?
It's a crazy notion, I know.
A fantasy film to be in "fantasy form and exaggerated". Crazy world, eh!
> Vanilla sky now there is a great film.
Everyone, let's just stop right here. This is what we're arguing with. Someone who thinks Vanilla Sky is a "great film".
Let's just not bother anymore.
> Lord of the Rings is WW2 in fantasy form and exaggerated.
Now let's figure out why.
Perhaps because it was a, I dunno, fantasy film? Perhaps?
It's a crazy notion, I know.
A fantasy film to be in "fantasy form and exaggerated". Crazy world, eh!
I've never read the books - not much of a book person, to be honest.
Maybe it was more 'epic' on paper, but the movies did nothing for me.
Maybe it was more 'epic' on paper, but the movies did nothing for me.
nothing that has been said has actually defended the films....only insulted me -> thats because you can't defend them because they are the dung beetle of the movie world, so what does that make the followers?
I could see no reason for the creation of a fantasy version of world war two other than the author to snach peoples hard earned cash.
I don't think i will dignify any other posts supporting the films with a responce
I could see no reason for the creation of a fantasy version of world war two other than the author to snach peoples hard earned cash.
I don't think i will dignify any other posts supporting the films with a responce
For someone who claims to be Zhuge Liang you have scarce decision-making skills over picking your battles.
Zhuge Liang wrote:
> people who like the films should wake up!!
>
> Vanilla sky now there is a great film.
>
> Lord of the Rings is WW2 in fantasy form and exaggerated. Now what
> was wrong with WW2 itslef?
I think I'm going to cry.
With laughter.
> people who like the films should wake up!!
>
> Vanilla sky now there is a great film.
>
> Lord of the Rings is WW2 in fantasy form and exaggerated. Now what
> was wrong with WW2 itslef?
I think I'm going to cry.
With laughter.
Zhuge Liang wrote:
> I could see no reason for the creation of a fantasy version of world
> war two other than the author to snach peoples hard earned cash.
Considering it was thought up (and bits written) before WW2. Yes. Of course it's written about WW2! Genius.
Try WW1. Considering Tolkien was in that.
> I could see no reason for the creation of a fantasy version of world
> war two other than the author to snach peoples hard earned cash.
Considering it was thought up (and bits written) before WW2. Yes. Of course it's written about WW2! Genius.
Try WW1. Considering Tolkien was in that.
Oh dear.. cookie monster will be having your balls for breakfast, ZL.. :-p
The LOTR films are good but they are overrated. Some people think that they are the best films of all time, they don't really even come close.
Not a fan of the films either. Haven't read the book. LOTR isn't as bad as Harry Potter though. And I've read Philosopher's Stone. I had to.
Zhuge Liang wrote:
> I really hate lord of the rings!
You are an idiot.
> average book
You are CLEARLY an idiot.
> I really hate lord of the rings!
You are an idiot.
> average book
You are CLEARLY an idiot.
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