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"Open Water - A Review"

"Hey Yuppie Wife, we hardly communicate anymore due to the pressures of our work and materialistic life. I demonstrate this by using my mobile to phone you even though you're in the house and I'm in the car"
"Hey Yuppie Husband, I don't want to sex you even in this exotic resort. Let's go scuba-diving"
"Yes"
"The boat's gone. What do we do now?"
"Let's bicker and float about"
"It's all your fault"
"No it's yours"
"The audience hates us both and wants to see us eaten"
"I've just been bitten Yuppie Wife"
"Just a nibble. Let's go to sleep"
"Ok"
"Oh no, Yuppie Husband has died from his bite. I can no longer face life, despite only being out here for 24hrs. I shall drown myself."

Awful, dull waste of rental.
The box said "substained terror" on the back.
It should've said "Mild disappointment & vague resentment"

I have only seen the first 10 minutes and it is indeed awful. It was a subtle piece of; well, comedy is the wrong word. Does irony work?

I also watched A Man Apart last night. Without a doubt one of the worst films I’ve seen. It made me want to watch Welcome To The Jungle again.

I have all three Lord Of The Rings films to watch and yet I chose to watch this first. Hmmm.

You can't say "watch good films" and then say you're watching "Bulletproof Monk". I haven't seen that, yet I can predict it will be awful.
I've watch both Bill & Ted movies, The Lost Boys, Monty Python's Life of Brian, ROTK:Extended and 2 series of Futurama - I've got away lightly if Open Water was the only floater.

I've seen the trailers for this. I'm glad to know they both die.

Watch good films. I at this very moment am watching Bullet Proof Monk. If the whole film is like the opening fight/training scene, I am going to be pishing myself for the next hour and a half.

"Hey Yuppie Wife, we hardly communicate anymore due to the pressures of our work and materialistic life. I demonstrate this by using my mobile to phone you even though you're in the house and I'm in the car"
"Hey Yuppie Husband, I don't want to sex you even in this exotic resort. Let's go scuba-diving"
"Yes"
"The boat's gone. What do we do now?"
"Let's bicker and float about"
"It's all your fault"
"No it's yours"
"The audience hates us both and wants to see us eaten"
"I've just been bitten Yuppie Wife"
"Just a nibble. Let's go to sleep"
"Ok"
"Oh no, Yuppie Husband has died from his bite. I can no longer face life, despite only being out here for 24hrs. I shall drown myself."

Awful, dull waste of rental.
The box said "substained terror" on the back.
It should've said "Mild disappointment & vague resentment"