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"Hey Yuppie Wife, we hardly communicate anymore due to the pressures of our work and materialistic life. I demonstrate this by using my mobile to phone you even though you're in the house and I'm in the car"
"Hey Yuppie Husband, I don't want to sex you even in this exotic resort. Let's go scuba-diving"
"Yes"
"The boat's gone. What do we do now?"
"Let's bicker and float about"
"It's all your fault"
"No it's yours"
"The audience hates us both and wants to see us eaten"
"I've just been bitten Yuppie Wife"
"Just a nibble. Let's go to sleep"
"Ok"
"Oh no, Yuppie Husband has died from his bite. I can no longer face life, despite only being out here for 24hrs. I shall drown myself."
Awful, dull waste of rental.
The box said "substained terror" on the back.
It should've said "Mild disappointment & vague resentment"
"Hey Yuppie Husband, I don't want to sex you even in this exotic resort. Let's go scuba-diving"
"Yes"
"The boat's gone. What do we do now?"
"Let's bicker and float about"
"It's all your fault"
"No it's yours"
"The audience hates us both and wants to see us eaten"
"I've just been bitten Yuppie Wife"
"Just a nibble. Let's go to sleep"
"Ok"
"Oh no, Yuppie Husband has died from his bite. I can no longer face life, despite only being out here for 24hrs. I shall drown myself."
Awful, dull waste of rental.
The box said "substained terror" on the back.
It should've said "Mild disappointment & vague resentment"
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Grëén ƒérð¢it¥ wrote:
> Some movies, you just know will be crud. Examples:
>
> 2 fast to furious
> torque
> biker boys
>
> Total junk. I haven't actually seen these movies. They're just the
> one I could think of off the top of my head. Its obvious they suck
> anyway. Films for chavs. Its not even enjoyable fluff. Like commando
> or something.
Commando is the best film ever.
> Some movies, you just know will be crud. Examples:
>
> 2 fast to furious
> torque
> biker boys
>
> Total junk. I haven't actually seen these movies. They're just the
> one I could think of off the top of my head. Its obvious they suck
> anyway. Films for chavs. Its not even enjoyable fluff. Like commando
> or something.
Commando is the best film ever.
I'm glad you agree, gayby.
Oh, right...
Lost In Translation is the worst film EVER.
I watched this the other night, it nearly bored me to death.
It wasn't scary, rivetting or even remotely interesting.
The characters were extremely bland and I couldn't have cared less what happened to them.
It wasn't scary, rivetting or even remotely interesting.
The characters were extremely bland and I couldn't have cared less what happened to them.
Troy sucked ass too
Especially Orlando Bloom
Especially Orlando Bloom
Troy, all the way.
I found it dull.
I have to say, i'm no movie buff, but I've just seen Lost In Translation, and it was amazing.
Bill Murray was exquisite.
Definitely recommended!
Bill Murray was exquisite.
Definitely recommended!
Open Water was bad, though not completely terrible.
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