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"Hi, I'm Kyle, and I'm an alcoholic"

I was found this morning on the bathroom floor, naked, unconcious and in the foetal position, by my now-hateful mother (I threw a phone at her head accidentally last week, she's holding a grudge).

I don't have much in the way of a hangover now, though, but I think that's because I hurled up most of anything inside of me. I haven't been sick-drunk for ages. Ah to be 14 again.

I had my interview yesterday, which I totally slaughtered. They may as well have begged me on their knees for me to go there. The trains sucked, though, and kept breaking down. It was really Hollywood-dramatic, the brakes slammed on and everyone fell over and stuff. Except me. I'm too tough to fall down. Graah.

and I missed the end of the sixth form Christmas party (=fights) because I went home at 11 because I was going to hurl. and I did, on a ladys flowers. R0>
It may seem like useless mum-advice, but don't drink on an empty stomach, kids.

Its wonderful threads like these that make me feel good about my own alcoholic states of freedom...

alchole rules the would.

Unless you into tha 'passing out' stage..in which case it don't rock so much..

Because you don't drink?

Fair enough, but I'm still in control of what I'm typing and saying...KILL ALL RAGS!!

So as I was saying. Perfectly fine...

nipple stickers..

English_Bloke wrote:
> Because you don't drink?
>
> Fair enough, but I'm still in control of what I'm typing and
> saying...KILL ALL RAGS!!
>
> So as I was saying. Perfectly fine...

Ahem, Am I sensing that Im not the only inebriated one around here?

tigamilla wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> Because you don't drink?
>
> Fair enough, but I'm still in control of what I'm typing and
> saying...KILL ALL RAGS!!
>
> So as I was saying. Perfectly fine...
>
> Ahem, Am I sensing that Im not the only inebriated one around here?

he's drunk..and flashing me in his long coat

Lawrence wrote:
>
> he's drunk..and flashing me in his long coat

tut tut naughty naughty naughty...

tigamilla wrote:
> Lawrence wrote:
>
> he's drunk..and flashing me in his long coat
>
> tut tut naughty naughty naughty...

i'm not the one flashing.

Got nothing to flash

:o((

Lawrence wrote:

> i'm not the one flashing.
>
> Got nothing to flash
>
> :o((

I meant EB...

Anyway Im sure you have flashy bits :P

I'm slightly relieved and yet dissapointed that i've not been on msn tonight, Lori is always fun to talk to when off her face and i missed it, damn !