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"Hi, I'm Kyle, and I'm an alcoholic"

I was found this morning on the bathroom floor, naked, unconcious and in the foetal position, by my now-hateful mother (I threw a phone at her head accidentally last week, she's holding a grudge).

I don't have much in the way of a hangover now, though, but I think that's because I hurled up most of anything inside of me. I haven't been sick-drunk for ages. Ah to be 14 again.

I had my interview yesterday, which I totally slaughtered. They may as well have begged me on their knees for me to go there. The trains sucked, though, and kept breaking down. It was really Hollywood-dramatic, the brakes slammed on and everyone fell over and stuff. Except me. I'm too tough to fall down. Graah.

and I missed the end of the sixth form Christmas party (=fights) because I went home at 11 because I was going to hurl. and I did, on a ladys flowers. R0>
It may seem like useless mum-advice, but don't drink on an empty stomach, kids.

but isnt it true the older you get the less you can drink !

sweet tooth wrote:
> but isnt it true the older you get the less you can drink !

So far, I've not found that the case, I can certainly drink more now than I could at 18. I'll let you know when I get much older.

I love the way people say "passed out" or "went unconscious" when they really mean "fell asleep".

I don't understand the whole admiring of the "wow, I drank and 'passed out' (fell asleep)" thing.

Woah, well done.

Surely any incompetent tool can drink copious amounts of a liquid?

Father Crilly wrote:
> Surely any incompetent tool can drink copious amounts of a liquid?


Yeah, but it takes a real pro to bring it back up again.

Paradox: wrote:
> It may seem like useless mum-advice, but don't drink on an empty
> stomach, kids.

I did that once on a completely empty stomach, I was wasted after, well, not a lot...

No hangover either! Mainly because I don't do hangovers but the fact that I drank so little also played a nice part.

I've never been drinking induced sick. Ever.

I've hurt my head many times though with falling over/on/off things

Father Crilly wrote:
> I don't understand the whole admiring of the "wow, I drank and
> 'passed out' (fell asleep)" thing.
>
> Woah, well done.

That sounds like something I'd say. I'm really not admiration-seeking, just conveying what an asshat I am.

I've only had a few 'walk to the toilet, quick puke, brush teeth, go to bed' incidents. Nothing bad.

It's never been a case of going for ages, it's always just a quicky. One load and I'm done. :p

SHEEPY wrote:
> I've never been drinking induced sick. Ever.
>
> I've hurt my head many times though with falling over/on/off things

I'm amazed my back doesnt hurt from falling into the bath.

I had to wait there about half an hour for someone to come into the bathroom to lift me out :(

I'm never drinking again*


*until saturday.