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"Hi, I'm Kyle, and I'm an alcoholic"

I was found this morning on the bathroom floor, naked, unconcious and in the foetal position, by my now-hateful mother (I threw a phone at her head accidentally last week, she's holding a grudge).

I don't have much in the way of a hangover now, though, but I think that's because I hurled up most of anything inside of me. I haven't been sick-drunk for ages. Ah to be 14 again.

I had my interview yesterday, which I totally slaughtered. They may as well have begged me on their knees for me to go there. The trains sucked, though, and kept breaking down. It was really Hollywood-dramatic, the brakes slammed on and everyone fell over and stuff. Except me. I'm too tough to fall down. Graah.

and I missed the end of the sixth form Christmas party (=fights) because I went home at 11 because I was going to hurl. and I did, on a ladys flowers. R0>
It may seem like useless mum-advice, but don't drink on an empty stomach, kids.

phi11ip wrote:
> I've only had a few 'walk to the toilet, quick puke, brush teeth, go
> to bed' incidents. Nothing bad.
>
> It's never been a case of going for ages, it's always just a quicky.
> One load and I'm done. :p

The "Gush" sick?

you open your mouth and it's like Niagra?

Oh my God, I like, worship, the like, very ground you walk on.

What?

So niché

SHEEPY wrote:
> I've never been drinking induced sick. Ever.

I have, i was vomiting for most of the next day, even though my stomach was empty.

Fun [-----------|-] Gaylord

I've been sick whilst drunk a total of 3 times. In the same night. In a 5 minute period.

Due to the 'drinking on empty stomach' stuffs.

I have thrown up due to drink twice...and it's enough to make me never want to do it again. Work that out, if you dare.

I have just got back from my work night out, and although I have had a few, I controlled myself. A drink, a dance, being groped a bit and then going home. Does it get better then that?

Seeing your topless drunk Sgt on a chair with women dancing around him, does it get any better then that?

English_Bloke wrote:
> I have thrown up due to drink twice...and it's enough to make me never
> want to do it again. Work that out, if you dare.
>
> I have just got back from my work night out, and although I have had
> a few, I controlled myself. A drink, a dance, being groped a bit and
> then going home. Does it get better then that?


Who gropee du? as longas it not a woman

I saw girls boobs tonight

I got groped by many men...I also saw man boobs....odd night

well i saw wopman boons!