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"Lou and Andy Sketch compo"

Ever fancied writing a sketch for Little Britain's Lou and Andy? well here your chance.. sort of.

All you have to do is write a short sketch and post it. The best sketch gets 5 bucks in their paypal account :)

Here's an example
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NARRATOR: It's half pist sox and Lou and Andy are Eating out.

Lou: "Now Andy here's the Menu, what do you want?"

Andy: "I want that one..."

Lou: "But that's caviar Andy it's very expensive."

Andy: "Yeah I know..."

Lou: "Well why don't you have lobster then... you like lobster"

Andy: "But I want caviar.."

a while later...

Andy: "I dun like it... do they have any chips?"
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Compo closed next Thursday, have fun

thats well good

Lou: Now are you sure you want to make another series of Little Britain?

Andy: Yeah.

Lou: I thought you said due to the lack of variety in new characters it would lose some of it's charm withint its repitition?

Andy: Yeah I know.

*first episode is played*

Andy: I don't like it.

Van_Den_Puup wrote:
> El Magnífico wrote:
> NARRATOR - Bars were invented by Doctor Ian Smith in 1992 and have
> been popular ever since.
>
> INT. ANDYS LIVING ROOM. WE SEE ANDY IN HIS WHEELCHAIR WATCHING TV
> AND
> LOU ON THE SOFA WITH THE DAILY PAPER
>
> Lou - So Andy, where do you wanna go tonight? *opens paper and shows
> it to andy*
>
> Andy - *points randomly* that one
>
> Lou - Um, er, but that's a gay bar
>
> Andy - Yeah I know
>
> Lou - But you don't like Gays. You said they're evil, that people
> were designed by God to fulfill God's commands of producing children
> to continue his legacy.
>
> Andy - Yeah I know
>
> Lou - So wheres it gonna be? Look there's a nice new rainforest
> café in the Higstreet with monekeys and lions. How about
> that?
>
> Andy - No, I want that one
>
>
> EXT.LIVING ROOM TO ENTER GAY BAR. DAFFYD IS SITTING IN BACKGROUND
> WITH A BARCARDI AND COKE DRESSED IN OBVIOUSLY GAY ATTIRE.
>
> Andy - I don't like it
>
> Lou - Well you said you wanted to come here. Anyway we've brought
> the drinks now. I'm off to the loo, be back in a mo.
>
> *Andy stands up picks up his wheelchair and swings it at the gay
> barman. Daffyd is standing looking over bar in horror. Lou returns.
>
> Lou - Wer'd the Barman go?
>
> Andy - Don't know.
>
> Finish scene
>
> This one is really funny... best yet

You suck

Rickoss wrote:
> Lou: Now are you sure you want to make another series of Little
> Britain?
>
> Andy: Yeah.
>
> Lou: I thought you said due to the lack of variety in new characters
> it would lose some of it's charm withint its repitition?
>
> Andy: Yeah I know.
>
> *first episode is played*
>
> Andy: I don't like it.


What version of Series 3 was Andy wayching? BBC 1?

Yuri_Fan wrote:
> Rickoss wrote:
> Lou: Now are you sure you want to make another series of Little
> Britain?
>
> Andy: Yeah.
>
> Lou: I thought you said due to the lack of variety in new characters
> it would lose some of it's charm withint its repitition?
>
> Andy: Yeah I know.
>
> *first episode is played*
>
> Andy: I don't like it.
>
>
> What version of Series 3 was Andy wayching? BBC 1?

when does series 3 start btw