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"Lou and Andy Sketch compo"

Ever fancied writing a sketch for Little Britain's Lou and Andy? well here your chance.. sort of.

All you have to do is write a short sketch and post it. The best sketch gets 5 bucks in their paypal account :)

Here's an example
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NARRATOR: It's half pist sox and Lou and Andy are Eating out.

Lou: "Now Andy here's the Menu, what do you want?"

Andy: "I want that one..."

Lou: "But that's caviar Andy it's very expensive."

Andy: "Yeah I know..."

Lou: "Well why don't you have lobster then... you like lobster"

Andy: "But I want caviar.."

a while later...

Andy: "I dun like it... do they have any chips?"
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Compo closed next Thursday, have fun

NARRATOR: Lou's got a pay rise this week, so he's decided to take Andy to a brothel. I went to a brothel once, I was doing work experience with my sister.

ANDY: I want that one.

LOU: But you hate blondes, you say they're as smart as George Bush minus the rest of Corporate America. You told me they're as unappetising as mouldy Brussel Sprouts.

ANDY: Yeah I know.

LOU: Let's get you a brunette then shall we?

ANDY: I don't want a brunette, I want that one.

LOU: Well, why not?

ANDY: She's a brunette.

LOU: I thought you said on the way here that you really wanted a brunette.

ANDY: Yeah I know.

LOU: So you can have one do whatever you want.

ANDY: SICK BAST

hm the one about the video game was ok... here's another one to inspire you.

NARRATOR: It's half past eighteen and Lou and Andy are being held hostage by some terrorisms.

TERRORIST: "Right our demands havent been met so someone must die"

ANDY: "Take me"

LOU: "but Andy you cant come back when you die"

ANDY: "Yeah I know...I want to go"

(Terrorist shoots Andy)

(Andy's ghost floats up to heaven)

ANDY: "I want my life back"

These are truly dire.

lol i know now let me do my sketch.

It is nine o'clock and lou and andy have gone to thorpe park.

Lou: Lets go and look at the map Andy to see what ride you want to go on.

Lou looks at map.

Andy: That one.

Lou: But thats Nemesis you don't like upside down rides you said they make you ill a dizzy.

Andy: Yeah I know.

Lou: You sure you want to go on it then.

Andy: Yeah.

On ride Andy throws up.

Andy: I don't like it.

Yeah, especially when you can get it on freeview and Sky is mainly pretty craptastic.

I don't really understand your reasoning there, crossbob.

i enjoy bbc three because its on sky

on bbc three

little britain nights on tonight

A sketch about games

Oh my