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All you have to do is write a short sketch and post it. The best sketch gets 5 bucks in their paypal account :)
Here's an example
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NARRATOR: It's half pist sox and Lou and Andy are Eating out.
Lou: "Now Andy here's the Menu, what do you want?"
Andy: "I want that one..."
Lou: "But that's caviar Andy it's very expensive."
Andy: "Yeah I know..."
Lou: "Well why don't you have lobster then... you like lobster"
Andy: "But I want caviar.."
a while later...
Andy: "I dun like it... do they have any chips?"
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Compo closed next Thursday, have fun
It is nine o'clock and lou and andy have gone to thorpe park.
Lou: Lets go and look at the map Andy to see what ride you want to go on.
Lou looks at map.
Andy: That one.
Lou: But thats Nemesis you don't like upside down rides you said they make you ill a dizzy.
Andy: Yeah I know.
Lou: You sure you want to go on it then.
Andy: Yeah.
On ride Andy throws up.
Andy: I don't like it.
NARRATOR: It's half past eighteen and Lou and Andy are being held hostage by some terrorisms.
TERRORIST: "Right our demands havent been met so someone must die"
ANDY: "Take me"
LOU: "but Andy you cant come back when you die"
ANDY: "Yeah I know...I want to go"
(Terrorist shoots Andy)
(Andy's ghost floats up to heaven)
ANDY: "I want my life back"
ANDY: I want that one.
LOU: But you hate blondes, you say they're as smart as George Bush minus the rest of Corporate America. You told me they're as unappetising as mouldy Brussel Sprouts.
ANDY: Yeah I know.
LOU: Let's get you a brunette then shall we?
ANDY: I don't want a brunette, I want that one.
LOU: Well, why not?
ANDY: She's a brunette.
LOU: I thought you said on the way here that you really wanted a brunette.
ANDY: Yeah I know.
LOU: So you can have one do whatever you want.
ANDY: SICK BAST
LOU - Right Andy, what do you want to go on?
ANDY - *points to the slide* I wanna go on that one.
LOU - But you don't like the slide Andy, you say that it's like the drop down to hell. Why don't we go on the swings, you like the swings.
ANDY - I want to go slide.
LOU - But that will be a bit of a kufuffle.
ANDY - So.
LOU - Okay then, you sure you want to go on the slide?
ANDY - Yeah.
LOU - You don't want to go on the swings?
ANDY - No.
After a lot of trouble Lou finally get's Andy to the top of the slide and he is about to go down.
ANDY - I wanna go swing!
INT. ANDYS LIVING ROOM. WE SEE ANDY IN HIS WHEELCHAIR WATCHING TV AND LOU ON THE SOFA WITH THE DAILY PAPER
Lou - So Andy, where do you wanna go tonight? *opens paper and shows it to andy*
Andy - *points randomly* that one
Lou - Um, er, but that's a gay bar
Andy - Yeah I know
Lou - But you don't like Gays. You said they're evil, that people were designed by God to fulfill God's commands of producing children to continue his legacy.
Andy - Yeah I know
Lou - So wheres it gonna be? Look there's a nice new rainforest café in the Higstreet with monekeys and lions. How about that?
Andy - No, I want that one
EXT.LIVING ROOM TO ENTER GAY BAR. DAFFYD IS SITTING IN BACKGROUND WITH A BARCARDI AND COKE DRESSED IN OBVIOUSLY GAY ATTIRE.
Andy - I don't like it
Lou - Well you said you wanted to come here. Anyway we've brought the drinks now. I'm off to the loo, be back in a mo.
*Andy stands up picks up his wheelchair and swings it at the gay barman. Daffyd is standing looking over bar in horror. Lou returns.
Lou - Wer'd the Barman go?
Andy - Don't know.
Finish scene
Lou: Hiya Andy. I got those shelves you wanted!
Andy: Yeah I know!
Lou: I'll just put them up for you.
Lou: What do you think of the way they're arranged.
Andy: I don't like it.
Lou: But that's how that guy from changing rooms had his shelves. You said that his design was the closest to perfection a shelving arrangement can get!
Andy: Yeah I know!
Lou:
Lou: What happened?
Andy: They fell.
> Yuri_Fan wrote:
> We can't be good at everything.
>
> In your case, anything.
Well, where's YOUR sketch?
> NARRATOR - Bars were invented by Doctor Ian Smith in 1992 and have
> been popular ever since.
>
> INT. ANDYS LIVING ROOM. WE SEE ANDY IN HIS WHEELCHAIR WATCHING TV AND
> LOU ON THE SOFA WITH THE DAILY PAPER
>
> Lou - So Andy, where do you wanna go tonight? *opens paper and shows
> it to andy*
>
> Andy - *points randomly* that one
>
> Lou - Um, er, but that's a gay bar
>
> Andy - Yeah I know
>
> Lou - But you don't like Gays. You said they're evil, that people
> were designed by God to fulfill God's commands of producing children
> to continue his legacy.
>
> Andy - Yeah I know
>
> Lou - So wheres it gonna be? Look there's a nice new rainforest
> café in the Higstreet with monekeys and lions. How about
> that?
>
> Andy - No, I want that one
>
>
> EXT.LIVING ROOM TO ENTER GAY BAR. DAFFYD IS SITTING IN BACKGROUND
> WITH A BARCARDI AND COKE DRESSED IN OBVIOUSLY GAY ATTIRE.
>
> Andy - I don't like it
>
> Lou - Well you said you wanted to come here. Anyway we've brought
> the drinks now. I'm off to the loo, be back in a mo.
>
> *Andy stands up picks up his wheelchair and swings it at the gay
> barman. Daffyd is standing looking over bar in horror. Lou returns.
>
> Lou - Wer'd the Barman go?
>
> Andy - Don't know.
>
> Finish scene
This one is really funny... best yet
keep em comin folks...
I've decided to extend the closing date till tuesday, so more entrys can be sent in