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"Lou and Andy Sketch compo"

Ever fancied writing a sketch for Little Britain's Lou and Andy? well here your chance.. sort of.

All you have to do is write a short sketch and post it. The best sketch gets 5 bucks in their paypal account :)

Here's an example
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NARRATOR: It's half pist sox and Lou and Andy are Eating out.

Lou: "Now Andy here's the Menu, what do you want?"

Andy: "I want that one..."

Lou: "But that's caviar Andy it's very expensive."

Andy: "Yeah I know..."

Lou: "Well why don't you have lobster then... you like lobster"

Andy: "But I want caviar.."

a while later...

Andy: "I dun like it... do they have any chips?"
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Compo closed next Thursday, have fun

Ever fancied writing a sketch for Little Britain's Lou and Andy? well here your chance.. sort of.

All you have to do is write a short sketch and post it. The best sketch gets 5 bucks in their paypal account :)

Here's an example
*****************
NARRATOR: It's half pist sox and Lou and Andy are Eating out.

Lou: "Now Andy here's the Menu, what do you want?"

Andy: "I want that one..."

Lou: "But that's caviar Andy it's very expensive."

Andy: "Yeah I know..."

Lou: "Well why don't you have lobster then... you like lobster"

Andy: "But I want caviar.."

a while later...

Andy: "I dun like it... do they have any chips?"
*******************

Compo closed next Thursday, have fun

Ash has a great one about him being pushed off a cliff. I won't steal it though :P.

Crumble wrote:
> Ash has a great one about him being pushed off a cliff. I won't steal
> it though :P.

lol i look forward to it

*Narrator*: "It's half past Grant, and Lou is treating Andy to a computer-game. I enjoy playing computers, as I demonstrated when I beat 'Windows-XP' at Chess yesterday."

Lou: "Now Andy, What game do you want to get for your console?"

(Andy points at Goldeneye; Rogue Agent on the shelf)
Andy: "That one."

Lou: "Goldeneye; Rogue Agent? I thought you liked 'Banjo-Tooie'. You said it was a game fit for an hours gaming."

Andy: "Yeah, I know."

Lou: "Are you sure you want this and not 'Goldeneye-007'?"
Andy: "Goldeneye; Rogue Agent"
(Lou pays for Goldeneye-Rogue-Agent)

*At home, Lou is playing against Andy.*

Andy: "I preferred Goldeneye-007!"
(Lou drops controller in horror.)

Lou: "Well, you can't change it now, Andy."
*As Lou leaves the room, Andy throws 'Goldeneye-Rogue-Agent' out of the window.*

Sketch ends there.

Yuri_Fan wrote:
> Sketch ends there.

So did my patience.

Squall wrote:
> Yuri_Fan wrote:
> Sketch ends there.
>
> So did my patience.

What did I do wrong?

You sucked.

Which is usually the right thing to do.
But in this case, no.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> You sucked.
>
> Which is usually the right thing to do.
> But in this case, no.


We can't be good at everything.

Thanks for pointing that out, FinalFantasyFanatic.

no i've never wanted to write a scriped

Yuri_Fan wrote:
> We can't be good at everything.

In your case, anything.