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Another Joke Thread and yet again, I make this from boredom.

Your goal: To post a better joke than the person before you (pretty hard to tell)

avoid the short ones..they aren't very good

I'll start off:
oh cr@p I've lost my joke book.

Ohwell.......

Once there was a girl at a beach and she got stuck in sand. Then three boys came over and the first boy asked,"have ever been mugged?" and she said,"no," and then he mugged her. The second boy asked,"have you ever beeen kissed?" and she said,"no," and he kissed her. The last boy asked,"have you ever been f**ked?" and she said,"no,"and then the boy said,"you are now because the tide is coming in,"

A red man went into his red house up his red stairs into his red bathroom and took off his red cloths and got into his red bath. then his red doorbell rang and he ran down his red stairs and opened his red door. There was a really cute girl across the road and he dropped his red towel and the girl started to walk over and she got hit by a car because u should never walk across the road when the red mans flashng

At least the only things that expel liquid from my face are my eyes.

Whitestripes X wrote:
> Way to go Captain Cockface, quote the punchline to ruin the joke for
> everyone.

Don't cry

Way to go Captain Cockface, quote the punchline to ruin the joke for everyone.

Whitestripes X wrote:
> "You've got bowel cancer"

mmhahahahahahahah
/Evil laughter off

A woman goes to the doctor and complains of severe stomach pains.

After some tests the doctor says "Get ready for some discomfort, sleepless nights and lots of nappy changing"

"Wait" the woman says, "you mean I'm pregnant!?"

"No" the Doctor says...






"You've got bowel cancer"

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chickens foot

Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> lets have some that are actually funny...

I'M TRYING MAN! JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

Crumble wrote:
> Because the chicken wasn't invented.

y did the evolutionist hang himself in despair???
cuz sum tard claims chickens ar an invention