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Mon 15/11/04 at 19:54
"R.I.P Acestar"
Posts: 829
Another Joke Thread and yet again, I make this from boredom.

Your goal: To post a better joke than the person before you (pretty hard to tell)

avoid the short ones..they aren't very good

I'll start off:
oh [email protected] I've lost my joke book.

Ohwell.......
Thu 25/11/04 at 15:41
Regular
"America, _ yeah!!"
Posts: 2,214
What did the wee tumphe say too the big tumphe?

Where to you tumphe?
Thu 25/11/04 at 13:30
Regular
"..."
Posts: 9,808
What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.
Wed 24/11/04 at 14:54
Regular
"Previously Vampyr"
Posts: 4,618
how did the glow worm feel when he was stepped on?
delighted.
Wed 24/11/04 at 14:47
Posts: 15,443
A little girl runs out to the back yard where her father is working, and asks him "Daddy, what's sex?"

So, her father sits her down, and says he has always promised to tell her the truth, however embarrassing it may appear.

He begins a long and involved tale about the birds and the bees.

He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, hormones, erections, contraception and abortion.

The girl is awe-struck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge, and turns silent. Her father asks: "So how come you suddenly want to know about sex?"

"Oh," she replies. "It's just that mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of sec's..."
Wed 24/11/04 at 13:52
Regular
"America, _ yeah!!"
Posts: 2,214
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you?

A stick.
Wed 24/11/04 at 12:49
Regular
"..."
Posts: 9,808
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
Tue 23/11/04 at 23:01
Regular
"America, _ yeah!!"
Posts: 2,214
What do you do if you see an Iraqi tank?

Shoot the people pushing it.
Tue 23/11/04 at 22:21
Regular
"Dr. Chad Niga"
Posts: 4,550
What's the differance between a ferrari and a dead baby.





I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
Tue 23/11/04 at 22:17
Regular
"America, _ yeah!!"
Posts: 2,214
What do you do if a hippo comes to your window?

Put a shoe on your head.
Tue 23/11/04 at 22:15
Regular
"aka memo aaka gayby"
Posts: 11,948
I have a psychedelic fridge.

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