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"My Housemate"

My housemate lives in her room. I suspect she has a boyfriend from the huge lovebite on her neck 2 weeks ago. She dissappears for days on end. Last night she came home at 1am and rang the door bell..my god she was lucky i was still up.

Then she is followed in by some bloke who leaves his shoes outside her bedroom door. Before I went to sleep i could hear them giggling like..people who giggle a lot..i'm glad i fell asleep because who knows what else i could have heard.

Then this morning me and my other housemate was having a conversation about going shopping..and then she started hoovering which they both found so so funny..

She also gets up and starts cooking at 3am..not just pot noodle cooking, i'm talking about roast chicken and vegetables.

She seems strange, i'm bored and trying to kill time.

Yeah, but she's gay.

You do know lawrence is a girl, dont you chad?

Are you gay by any chance?
- Shopping with the guys.
- Not managed to sleep with this girl..
- ..Who seems to be the dominant one;
- You seem frightened by her.
- Your overall character.

I could keep going throughout the night, but occasionally my batteries die.

English_Bloke wrote:
> I bet they're having a farting competition. Nothing makes people
> giggle more then that.

Farting makes me laugh..i could have conversations about it all night but eventually my phone battery will run out

I had a fat guy in the room next to me last year, he had a fat girlfriend.

I heard them once, it wasn't nice. I don't know how the bed survived.

Ashman wrote:
> I'witch-king wrote:
> Is time her name then?
>
> I can't believe I laughed at that.

Neither can I.

Your standards have dropped Ash..

cookie monster wrote:
> Lawrence wrote:
> who knows what else i could have heard.
>
> RAMMING!

I stifled a giggle.

Shame on me.

Oh Lawrence, you're being mocked by a 14 year old...

*laughs*

*points at post further down't thread*

I bet they're having a farting competition. Nothing makes people giggle more then that.