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"My Housemate"

My housemate lives in her room. I suspect she has a boyfriend from the huge lovebite on her neck 2 weeks ago. She dissappears for days on end. Last night she came home at 1am and rang the door bell..my god she was lucky i was still up.

Then she is followed in by some bloke who leaves his shoes outside her bedroom door. Before I went to sleep i could hear them giggling like..people who giggle a lot..i'm glad i fell asleep because who knows what else i could have heard.

Then this morning me and my other housemate was having a conversation about going shopping..and then she started hoovering which they both found so so funny..

She also gets up and starts cooking at 3am..not just pot noodle cooking, i'm talking about roast chicken and vegetables.

She seems strange, i'm bored and trying to kill time.

I enjoyed some bits of Green Wing

Anyway I'm off, so see ya later today....now.

Doctors. There is this loser guy who's sleeping with his secetery n they try all sorts of weird stuff. They try role playing where he kiddanapps her, but he can't drive so she has to drive and he;s trying to be all mean. She's going 'you gotta be mean' and so he goes..

him 'ok then..drive..'
her 'i am'
her *she changes gear*
him 'Change gear'

it's just really stupid!

No, what's it about?

Have you seen the Green Wing?

heh, oh well lawrence it was good until it turned very repetitive.

Dante, you rang... wrote:
> It had so much sex in it that my mum renamed it.

To, "I wish my life was like that"?

Not really..it looked good and when i had digital for a few days i tried to get into it but i couldn't.

What to try and get his leg over aswell? what's happening to this world.
Nah only joking but have you seen that series that was on sky one called nip/tuck.

It had so much sex in it that my mum renamed it.

one i was talking about earlier