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"I Was Jumped Last Night"

Me and my mate were walking homelast night, whjen all of a sudden two neds jumped on us.
My mate managed to run, but I was in shock, and fell to teh ground, before one of them punched me (the other chased my mate)
Then, as the other guy came back, he said "This is schnidey" then punched me straight in the nose.

Moral of this story - kill all neds.

Haha that's good blau, you can think of a better insult than that though, surely.

Am I the only one that finds Dante an irritating bullshizat speaking "psychotic" hyperactive twuntface?

haha, I don't when I'm psycho though, I wondered why I was looking up at the sky though haha.

Dante, yea that's me wrote:
> I laughed and didn't feel it.

Don't be a simpleton.

I laugh and shout and lift up people then punch them or chuck them on the ground and I only weigh 9 stone 4 lol, they all weigh more.

Ye, when you get bullied I does make you tougher.

In Y7 I was sort of bullied. There were around three boys who were jealous of me due to popularity etc, so they had a go at me.

But now, with the likes of nutcases every Saturday on the pitch who try to kill me, I take it in my stride and have learned to ignore and 'laugh off' abuse.

Haha yea well I used to get picked on all of the time and now I just flip and go basically psycho.

Dante, you're a bloody nutcase mate lol.

I have, I let a wimp hit me in the face only to be on my wanted list now.

He punched me once and that was it, I laughed and didn't feel it.

I've never been jumped. Thankfully.