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"I Was Jumped Last Night"

Me and my mate were walking homelast night, whjen all of a sudden two neds jumped on us.
My mate managed to run, but I was in shock, and fell to teh ground, before one of them punched me (the other chased my mate)
Then, as the other guy came back, he said "This is schnidey" then punched me straight in the nose.

Moral of this story - kill all neds.

Dante, yea that's me wrote:
> haha, nash doesn't deserve a beating, he is pluto(johnathan) nash.

You truely are a gifted comedian.

Dante, yea that's me wrote:
> well you are gaybys after all, public enemy number 1.
> Try it and I'll do you a beating, quote from xXx

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Anyone who quotes from XXX

"OOH, HARDER HARDER, THAT'S IT B*TCH, YEAH BABY YEAH"

Oh, you mean.
oh

haha, nash doesn't deserve a beating, he is pluto(johnathan) nash.

Dante, yea that's me wrote:
> Try it and I'll do you a beating, quote from xXx

Anyone who quotes from XXX deserves to die.

Dante, yea that's me wrote:
> Haha they are funny.

I imagine you sitting their incessantly rubbing your hands, twitching away and shaking.

"Yes yes they are funny, yesyes they are they are yes funny they are yes. Mary says it's sleepy time, yes yes"

Can you do me a beating too?

well you are gaybys after all, public enemy number 1.
Try it and I'll do you a beating, quote from xXx

Dante, yea that's me wrote:
> Nope I didn't take my kit to pe ever and I just said I'm sitting out,
> so I did.

> My head maybe messed up but it sure is fun.

I think I'm going to cry. Or burst out laughing, either or.

Haha they are funny.