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"I Was Jumped Last Night"

Me and my mate were walking homelast night, whjen all of a sudden two neds jumped on us.
My mate managed to run, but I was in shock, and fell to teh ground, before one of them punched me (the other chased my mate)
Then, as the other guy came back, he said "This is schnidey" then punched me straight in the nose.

Moral of this story - kill all neds.

Yea haha.

"This is schnidey"

Er... what?

And your friend ran away? He's not a real friend, then.

Dante, yea that's me wrote:
> Why did your friend run, it would have been a fair fight, 2 on 2.

Not really, they jumped on me, and I was down at being punched, I didn't have a chance to fight back.
Plus the fact that neither of us fight.
Most people around here are fine, and it's a surprise for this to have happened. I sat tehre and got punched becuase I was still in shock becasue it literraly never happens, so I thought someone was having a laugh. THen wham, into my face.
Didn't have a chance.
Then there was no point fighting back, my face was covered in blood, then the other guy got me.
I'd rather my friend had ran away and made sure he didn't get hurt, he thought I'd ran too, it was all a natural reaction.

They asked me for a light beforehand. Told them Ididn't have one. Maybe that's their "reason"

I'm fine now anyway.

Oh, and there was a third, but he didn't do anything, so if we'd fought, three on two, against people who were bigger than us, and could have possibly pulled out a knife or something, we were fooked.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> "This is schnidey"
>
> Er... what?

It means shat/crap etc
>
> And your friend ran away? He's not a real friend, then.

He ran away because there was a guy chasing him trying to beat him up.
Once the guy stopped he waited for me and phoned for help.

Aoe wrote:
> Reefer wrote:
> Well, put it like this - how much do you know about yourself if
> you've
> never been in a fight?
>
> The size of my arms? :-D

XD

Anonymous wrote:
> Apple Crumble wrote:
>
> Anyway munn, if you want your anus truly kicked come up teh Rhondda
> on a Friday with me, and we'll run from the drunken druggies trying
> to hammer us to death with their smashed bottles.
>
> Sounds like one hell of a good nite

Heh. I didn't go up there last night. Sometimes I do though, and we get chased by nutheads.

It seems just about right munn, they don't ever fight fairly.

I've never been jumped. Thankfully.

I have, I let a wimp hit me in the face only to be on my wanted list now.

He punched me once and that was it, I laughed and didn't feel it.

Dante, you're a bloody nutcase mate lol.